nsfw headcannons - hobie brown <3

‼️ NSFW - MDNI ‼️

warnings: softtop!hobie, bottom!fem!reader, oral (fem receiving).

Update about Hobie's age situation

I'm sorry but if y'all bash people for writing smut about a character who's most likely an adult (age not confirmed apparently) then why are y'all letting the people that ship any minor x Hobie live in peace😭.

If his age isn't confirmed it doesn't immediately mean that he's a minor.

I've seen way more pav x hobie fanart about them making out when pav literally has a girlfriend, and if hobie is confirmed to be an adult this just makes everything a proship. If you guys want people to stop writing smut about a character whose age is not confirmed y'all should also stop the people that ship minors x hobie.

If you want to know why I think Hobie is an adult go to my page, you'll find more than enough discussions, proofs and/or theories.

thinking back to a convo i had with juji what about hobie that loves it when you get all sappy during sex

his cock is deep in your cunt and his arms are forcing your back to arch so he can hit that spot deeper and harder

he’s all focused on making you feel good and getting you to squirt all over his thick veiny cock when he sees your arm reaching for something behind you and your whines become less pleasure sounding and more “need something” sounding

and before he can even ask what his baby needs, he feels your hand touch and grip his arm

and he realizes that you just wanna hold his hand while he blows your back out

“you wanna hold my hand baby? is that it?” he says while he intertwines his hand with yours

and he knows he was right when instead of responding, you just let out a whine of satisfaction, too fucked out to really give a good response

seeing this on my dash and knowing i am the juji in question is crazy

i respect all headcanons and you should to. that aside i don't know where people are getting the idea that hobie is unaffectionate or subtle about his touch. he caught a baby mid air and tried to high five her. he put pav in a headlock as a greeting.

he would absolutely rest his hand on your knee all the time. encourage you to sit in his lap or give him small kisses on his face.

his comfortable with everything - kissing in public because he doesn't fucking care. not to piss miguel anyone off but to show you affection. if you're not a spider person, or you ARE and you unfortunately don't have the same wall climbing ability as everyone else, he's more than happy to carry you around no matter who's watching.

this is you and hobie btw

I loves this not me staring at my own pierced nipples imagining how good that would feel 🤣😍

their love language:

i can't stop writing for them, someone help me

miles - physical touch

he might be reserved at first but once he gets comfortable in the relationship he is so damn clingy. he loves your touch, sometimes he takes your hand in his and just play with it while he's doing a task on his computer. he's still a bit shy about saying how he feels, he's a lot more comfortable letting you know how much you mean to him through physical touch. cuddle sessions can last a whole day with this boy. and just for you to know, he's touch starved.

gwen - acts of service (and words of affirmation)

she's always there to help you, honestly, if you let her, she'd do all the work for you. queen of carrying your bag even if it's not that heavy. “call me if you need anything.” she often says after your dates. and if you do she answers within a second. she will always be there for you.

pavitr - words of affirmation (and quality time)

pavitr wants to let the whole world you know that he loves you more than anything. he encourages you every time you're working on something, he's your biggest fan after all. he's really loud but he also knows how to listen and emphatize with you. he gives really good advice and he likes to send you texts of encouragement when he knows you're going to have a busy and stressful day.

hobie - quality time (and acts of service)

he genuinely enjoys your presence so much and if he could he would spend the entire year by your side. he loves to hang around with you at his place, you two don't do anything in particular, you just enjoy each other's company. he loves to have deep conversations where all of his attention is entirely focused on you. you always have his attention, he can't help but look at you and focus on you even if there are a thousand people in the same room.

miguel - gifts (and physical touch, he's also touch starved)

miguel's gifts are always spot on. his secret? he never stops listening to you. he knows your love for him is unconditional but he just can't help but spoil you, you deserve it so much. it doesn't have to be expensive gifts, sometimes it's just your favorite snack that he leaves on the dining room table before going to work. his favorite kind of gift is flowers tho, he buys you the ones you like the most.

➤ SPIDER-VERSE CHARACTERS WITH AN AUTISTIC READER

miles morales, hobie brown, pavitr prabhakar, malala windsor (spider-uk), lyla, gwen stacy, peni parker, margo kess (spider-byte), jess drew, earth-42!miles morales, miguel o'hara

miles! who is surprisingly good at interpreting what you're trying to communicate when you're low on words. it took a bit of practice — his first few attempts of figuring out what you're trying to say leaving quite a bit to be desire — but after the first few times, he's really good at it. you need time alone? he can see it in the certain way you shake your head or bite your lip. you're anxious? just need a shoulder to cry on? he knows exactly what you mean and is there ready to hold you for as long as you need. it's a very impressive talent at this point, you have no idea how he does it

hobie! who — when he noticed you picking up his accent when talking to him — thought you were making a joke/mocking him. he didn't mind that much, but teased you about it before seeing your expression of confusion, until he realised you hadn't realised you were doing it. you even pick up some phrases from him. he also just finds it kind of cool, especially if he overhears you talking to someone else with a slight accent you picked up from him/he notices you imitating someone else's accent in a conversation. he probably picks yours up from you from time-to-time too

pavitr! who stims with you. you're vocal-stimming? he's repeating it back with no shame and suddenly you're both just making noises back-and-forth. you're bouncing up and down because you're really excited? he's bouncing with you too!! you're bouncing your leg nervously? he's doing it too, but this time he doesn't realise — it's just something he picked up from you. you're tapping your fingers on a table/surface because you're anxious or scared? he's drumming his fingers too, making little rythms to help distract you!! if you need someone who won't make you feel weird for stimming, he is your #1 guy

malala! who is really good at helping you when it comes to an autistic meltdown. she knows when to keep her distance, and she's more than fine with staying with you as long as you need, helping you calm down. she understands how distressing it can be, and understands that it can be even worse if you're all alone, so she's there for you. the queen of grounding strategies, she knows so many for like any situation, and is very patient when helping you through with them. she'll also stick around after, helping you and talking things out if you need. she can give pretty good advice, but also knows that talking can be hard and is totally down to just watch a movie with you or something!

lyla! who never judges you for not being able to control your volume. she may be an AI, but you've also been witness to her happily teasing miguel many a time, so it's nice to know she could care, but she doesn't — she really just doesn't mind it! if other people bring up your unpredictable volume, just go and talk to her! she's fun to talk to and if she hears someone made you feel insecure she's not against being just that extra bit annoying to them. if she's 'there' when it happens, she'd probably start talking really loudly too, to mess with whoever commented on it

gwen! who is just as bad with social cues as you are. she can infer some things, but really with how little she picks up on and how similar those things are to the ones you don't pick up on, you wouldn't be surprised if she's autistic too. she tries to be very observant if the two of you are in some sort of social setting, taking note of any social cues she might have missed otherwise. you two have a sort of communication system for moments like these, where she might tap your hand when she's confused or you might whisper a question in her ear subtly. it works surprisingly well, and you've breezed through more social situations than you'd usually be able to with her! there's absolutely awkward moments though where you're both just lost, don't worry though, she's like double awkward and can navigate out of that with sudden laughs or puns

peni! who always has something to chew on with her. with it be lollipops, chewing gum, or even just a random paperclip, she's always got something near her. having gum/something to chew on helps her think so she totally gets it if you ask for some (though it'd probably be a good idea to explain — even just briefly — that it's for a sensory thing and not just you trying to steal all her candy, then she'd be more understanding). if she ever gets a new candy she's never had before or a new flavour of gum, she always tell you excitedly because at this point she shares like half her candy with you (and doesn't mind and all, knowing how helpful it is for you)!

margo! who totally understand when certain songs/sounds sound really stimmy/nice. you know that effect some people put on songs that make it echo back and forth between your ears? she'd totally learn how to put that effect on all your favourite songs knowing that you'd love it. you mention a certain music genre/music technique sounds really stimmy to you? she's recommending you every song she hears that fits that description, she probably has a whole playlist of songs she knows you'd absolutely be stimming aggressively to. she thinks it's so cool that some sounds make you feel like that, and also just loves seeing you happy!

jess! who understands how important schedules can be to you, and how distressing it can be when things don't go as they did yesterday, so she plans everything with that in mind. her life is very all over the place, with being in the spider-society, let alone being spider-woman in general, but makes plans for the things she knows she can control. there's of course times when she's had to frantically call off plans for emergencies or disrupt the schedule, but she always understands it's impact on you and apologises every time. she promises to make it up to you and always does, she's known other autistic before and understands how important the structure is to you. she knows sudden changes suck, to say the least. trust me, if someone's planning like a surprise birthday party or something for you, she's got a few notes and perhaps a very polite "that's a bad idea" to whoever's planning it

earth-42!miles! who has no problems with listening to you ramble. he has a lot of responsibilities and is busy a lot of the time, but when he has down-time and finally gets a chance to rest, he actually loves to hear you infodump. it's so relaxing and comforting for him to just be able to listen to your voice as you talking about your latest hyperfixation, or having conversations with him about your special interest(s). he genuinely does listen, and sometimes he's very tired so he might not catch all of what you're saying, but he's definitely making an effort to listen to you. when he has more energy, he'll have proper conversations with you about all these things. that's when you really know he's been listening, when he asks questions, and there's something special in his eyes that tells you he really does care and he really does love to listen to you

miguel! who — when he first met you — found it really hard to communicate with you. he was used to people not exactly being fond of him, or being rather quiet when he was angry, but there was something a little off-putting about the way you were around him. it took a lot of asking lyla to talk to you and just observation to figure out you weren't the best with figuring tone. from then on he's more careful, not dancing around subjects at all — not that he used to really do that, but he makes a conscious effort to avoid that — and being as clear as possible as he can with his voice & body language. he absolutely tries to let you know he's open to you asking a clarifying question if you're still confused too. your confusion isn't really completely avoidable, it's just who you are, but he does everything he can to make things easier for you!

i absolutely LOVED writing these so much!! if you want to request another post like this, or a fic with any spider-verse character and an autistic reader, please do!! i'm not sure if i've seen any spider-verse x reader fics with autistic representation yet, so i'm more than happy to be the one to write those for you all! 💛 i also might have missed some characters in this, so if you want to request these kinds of headcanons for a character i forgot about, feel free to!!

(i love writing for less popular characters like margo, malala, peni, etc, so please do request anything for them too because i totally wanna write more for them in the future!!!)

Thank you 🥹

Atsv characters taking care of s/o in pain

Fun fact I deal with physical pain a lot bcuz my health is shit. I have been in so much pain I couldn’t even sleep for the last 2 days. Was especially bad today so here’s smth kinda self indulgent.

(Hc portion)

Gwen is insistent on having miguel or jessica check you out to see if they could possibly ease your pain. Miguel is from the future technically, there has to be something. She hates the idea of you being in so much pain you can’t even lie down comfortably, you can’t sit still, you can’t sleep, or even worse if you start crying? She feels awful. She has heating packs to help you ease your pain if it helps, and she keeps you on a strict schedule with taking medication so that your pain is as limited as possible. She does everything she can for you, especially given the lack of knowledge she has on this typa thing.

(Small fic portion)

“I hate seeing you like this” she sighs, kissing you on the forehead, pressing the big heating pack to your stomach. There is instant relief, even if that relief is short lived and your once again reminded of your pain, she still feels you relax. Even if only slightly. “I’m sorry I can’t do more for you.” she frowns, feeling guilt.

“Nonsense” you say, giving her a weak smile, putting a hand on her cheek. She puts her hand on yours, holding it in place on her cheek. “You being here is enough for me. You did everything you could. This is just… how it is, yknow?”

She sighs, taking your hand off her cheek so she can kiss your knuckles. “But it shouldn’t be. You shouldn’t have to deal with this. I wish I could just take this pain away from you.” she presses her forehead against yours, and for a moment, even if it was brief, you feel peace.

(Hc portion)

Miles is so unsure how he can help you but damn if he isn’t determined as fuck to help ease your pain even if only slightly. He is extremely sympathetic towards you. He genuinely cannot imagine how it must be to constantly go through pain to the point you can’t even get proper rest. He will try to get you to relax your muscles, which can be difficult granted the pain you’re in, but he knows if he’s able to succeed with that you can at least get some sleep. Back massages or even massaging the places that hurt, he’s all on it. Always has medicine with him, might even ask his mom to watch over you for him while he’s gone doing Spiderman stuff, even if just to check on you.

(Short fic portion)

“You didn’t have to do this miles,” you say, chugging down your third dose of ibuprofen today. “Thank you though.” you say, before lying back down.

“Of course I had to do this for you babe!” he says with a roll of his eyes, annoyed you’d even suggest he didn’t have to help you out. “If I can’t be here for you in your time of need, what’s the point in being your boyfriend, your best friend for that matter.” he continues to speak as he lies down next to you. “Roll over.” he commands, which you aren’t quite used to him doing. He’s been acting rather motherly towards you lately, but you can’t exactly blame him with the state you’ve been in.

You follow his orders and do so, and he begins to message your back, and you audibly sigh without meaning to. He laughs as a result, making you laugh too. “Shut up.” you roll your eyes, and he can’t help but laugh even more. “Hey I’m glad you’re just finally relaxing.” he says before kissing the back of your neck.

Somehow you’re boyfriend always knows how to make your agonizing pain a bit more bearable.

(Hc portion)

My man hobie somehow manages to get his hands on morphine. You will not be dealing with this pain on his watch, he will find a way. High key hates the fact you’re going through this and does everything he can to ease it or prevent it. Might talk to you about random shit, about his day or about other people or crazy shit that happened, anything as a means to distract you. Though this can prove to be difficult, hobie has a relaxing voice and he’s able to soothe you no matter how bad your pain is. Might sing ya to sleep with his lovely voice.

(Small fic portion)

Your quiet as you listen to hobie hum. While his music tastes consisted of punk (obviously) he was a bit of a metal head as well, and it’s not that you didn’t like that genre of music but it was far from relaxing. So you had calmly asked hobie if he could please sing something that wasn’t so intense.

Soft shit was not his thing but if it eased your pain, who is he to complain?

He had his arms around you, your head on his chest and you felt it rumble as he quietly sang to you.

“Cariño, eres un amor”

“Something about you babe.”

“Something about you babe”

he finally finishes, and you smile for the first time today.

“Thank you, hobie.” you whisper, and he kisses the crown of your head. “Anytime hun”

(Hc portion)

Pavitr feels terrible omg bless this boy he does everything he can. Buys you a lot of fattening foods as tribute. He knows he shouldn’t make it a habit especially if you’re pain is like constant and happens a lot but he cannot help himself. His baby should not be in pain! Sometimes kisses the spots your in pain and likes to rub the spots in an attempt to soothe you and your pain. Buys a lot of medicine and pain relief creams. May try to distract you with watching movies and stuff, but also will straight up ask you if there’s any other way he can help you. Definitely makes you peppermint tea to help ease your pain.

(Small fic portion)

You drink the last of your tea, placing the empty cup on your end table and lay all the way back next to your boyfriend. He offers to put the cup in your sink and clean it, but you shake your head. “It’s fine I can do it tomorrow.” you say, before resting your cheek on his shoulder, “besides I want you here with me.” you admit, and he smiles at your little confession before wrapping is arms around you in an embrace. “Aww babe!” he says, before smooching you on the cheek with an annoyingly loud, “mwah!”

you laugh as he attempts to kiss you more all over your face, putting your hand on his face and pushing him in an attempt to get him to stop smothering you. “Baby cut it out!” you laugh, “why? I just wanna love youuuu!” he whines, and you giggle, “because I’m trying to watch the movie!”

Your boyfriend sighs before conceding. “Fine.” he says, and you finally turn back to watch the movie.

“Just kidding!” he says quickly, attacking your neck with little kisses this time, making you laugh even harder than before. “Oh babe Cmon!”

He’s just glad he succeeded in distracting you from your pain, for a little while.

Thank you so much for this my has been really bad today this is so comforting 🥹

Spanish affectionate names (because we can do better than using “mi amor” a hundred times)

For him (names to use towards someone who identifies as a man)

For her (names to use towards someone who identifies as a woman)

For everyone (he/him, she/her, they/them)

There are tons more out there. Do a quick search!

i came back from the dead and drew my fav murder munchkin again🤗 wanted to draw his side profile cuz why not.

Imagine Egon kissing you in front of Peter, Ray, and Winston after saving you from a dangerous ghost attack ~

Peter’s reaction:

Ray’s reaction:

Winston’s reaction:

A Relationship with Egon Spengler Would Look Like…(SFW version)

- Shy, sweet boi

- Lots of forehead kisses

- He’s not a big fan of PDA but will gladly give you a little forehead kiss or a quick peck on the cheek or lips if he’s around people he’s comfortable with.

- You two usually have to put up with a good bit of teasing from both Ray and Peter.

- Mainly Peter

- Gentle hand holding 

- It’s fun to compare how much bigger his hands are than yours

- Something else is big too (but we’ll get into that later ;D)

- Egon works a lot so he likes to surprise you every now and then with a sudden date night. 

- Usually these date nights would include Egon knocking on your apartment door late in the evening with a bouquet of flowers and sometimes a pretty looking box of chocolates and a bottle of wine for you two to drink. 

- When you first start dating he’ll give you some beautiful lilacs that represent the start of your relationship and love

- After a while of dating, he’ll bring you bouquets of bellflowers, sunflowers, orchids, and roses; any flower that symbolizes unwavering love, adoration, and loyalty 

- He loves it when you’re genuinely interested in his work and is always more than happy to explain anything scientific to you that you don’t understand. 

- After over a year of dating, he finally teaches you how to use the proton pack in case shit goes down and he’s not with you, or if he’s with you and is unable to use it for whatever reason. Probably due to an injury of some sort while on the job. 

- Speaking of injuries, he tends to get hurt sometimes on the job, and you’re always there taking care of him making sure he relaxes and recovers. 

- A nasty broken arm left him in a cast for weeks once

- Poor bebe ;-;

- You made sure to shower him with love and affection and snacks the entire time though

- Lots of Twinkies and Crunch Bars

- And don’t forget the Cheez-Its either!

- Overall, Egon is a sweet, shy, but also a very passionate and loyal lover. 

- Even when he can’t see you much because of his work, he always makes sure you feel loved and that you know you’re on his mind.

- Sometimes this will consist of a short phone call or a sweet voicemail if you’re away from the phone.