This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

Plus, even if it is considered a chain post, that’s a pretty darn cute cat so.!

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

how many toes you got?

you mean in my mouth or

blocked, have a horrible day

For Anybody Who Needs This

GET YO PAPERS DONE/STUDY FOR FINALS AND PUT YO DAMN PHONE DOWN

“I’m tired of you talking about Black Panther. Shut up about it.”

Me:

the saddest sight in the world is a married couple at a musical and the wife is super excited and happy and the husband looks like he was dragged along and he’s making a big deal about how much he doesn’t want to be there and the wife gets embarrassed or ashamed. this isn’t a funny post, it’s actually heartbreaking and i see it happen at like every other musical i attend.

Yeah, as an usher what makes me sad is when I see wives clearly dressed in their Sunday best, beaming and buying merch and smiling at me as I hand them a program, toting some guy dressed in jeans and a sweatshirt who declines a program. And that’s at least a quarter of the couples who come in or more. Like come on man, she really loves this stuff, can’t you try to enjoy it for her at least?

About as bad as when you see a big-eyed kid who looks like this is the greatest day of their life, all excited to see this show, and their parent/grandparent/aunt/Cousin/Friend/whoever they convinced to take them keeps making fun of them and saying how dumb or ridiculous they’re being. For Gods sake, this is a person you care about and this is a thing that means a lot to them. Smile, get off your phone, and be happy for them.

This reminds me of the time I went to Universal Studios Hollywood for New Years - that’s the time they have The Wizarding World of Harry Potter on. I was so excited and beaming! But the whole time my brother was talking about how me and everyone there is lame, how “only weird people obsess over make-believe stuff” literally taking the fun out of everything and making me feel bad for being overexcited. He brought up how I didn’t even like Harry Potter until just recently and making me feel bad in general. Not one to be super emotional, but I seriously felt like crying because I wanted to be so happy but I had no one to share it with and the person I was there with was making me feel ridiculous for enjoying the thing I had been looking forward to for a long time. You’re not cool when you put down other people for their interests, you’re just plain boring and a dick.

“You’re not cool when you put down other people for their interests, you’re just plain boring and a dick.”

Nerd dudes: Why don’t women like the things we do

Woman: *likes the same things nerd dudes do*

Nerd dudes: Are you a real fan? Better know this hyperspecific piece of trivia. Oh thank god you do. I’m going to sexually harass you now.

Ready Player One (2011)

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

ok

update: we are dating

update: we are married

I love happy endings

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

Apparently it’s a new YouTube trend of tying up your girlfriend while you break her makeup?

What???

Heterosexual things: abusing your girlfriend and destroying expensive shit she owns

gay porn is a gift

since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

The Father The Son and The Holy Spirt

PLEASE, if you see this post, do not reblog it!

http://cyborgshimada.tumblr.com/post/155966687625/him

It’s directly ripped from my OVA compilations; I contacted the poster but they were pretty rude about it and I don’t want it being spread around without credit.

(If you want proof that the posted clip is actually mine- here it is. You can see at the end of OPs clip, it flashes briefly to the next clip, which is out of order vs. the original. The timeline from above is my edit.)

I actually edited the audio and fixed up things about the clip, and I don’t especially want my work being reposted in the first place. I left my compilations on youtube without a watermark because I figured people may want to gif the clips (which is fine with me), but reposting a full clip is a whole different thing, and if it gets too bad, I’ll be forced to take the compilations down and reupload with a watermark.

If you want to watch the video that this clip came from: 

*smacks my own fat raccoon ass*

this isnt the wrong blog. i know what i said.