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Today’s absurdist missive from Wikipedia: I was in fact there to learn something about the mathematical theorem, but was not prepared for the majesty of all of this.

do you ever think about how Emily(Poe Party) and Mary(LBD) would probably be, like, best friends. together in their ignoredness.

and eliza hamilton

do you ever just remember han solo died because of that linkin park looking motherfucker

#i feel like this is what a panic attack looks like

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

hope this isnt too nsfw for you guys but id really like to hold a hand

Horror Novel Writers by Anonymous Hamburger

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

Normally I don’t post celebrities Instagrams but I think this is noteworthy.

D E A D

this gay couple on the night train had actual chickens with them and i was certain i hallucinated it until i found the pictures just now

When your stupid wizard parents force you to make the bed.

this is a fucking cinematic masterpiece

Fun fact: Kevin Parry, the dude in this vine works for Laika and did animation on The Boxtrolls and Kubo and the Two Strings.

ive reblogged this before but not with that last addition

Same here.  That’s impressive.

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

EVERY FUCKING TIME

10 Cloverfield Lane is another movie I absolutely loved. After getting in a car accident, a woman is held in a shelter with two men, who claim the outside world is affected by a widespread chemical attack. She doesn’t know what the truth is. The ending had me shook.

Privacy Pop has created something to make nap time even better – it’s called The Bed Tent! The Bed Tent is exactly what the name suggest – a tent that attaches to most beds (depending on the size) to create a dark little cocoon to sleep in peacefully. Not only does is block that little annoying light coming from the window, but it also shields you from the curious eyes of third parties! It’s also perfect for anyone who suffers from anxiety or just needs a minute alone. (Source)

15 years ago, a strange man named Mel Waters called in to the Art Bell radio program, claiming he had discovered a mysterious and infinite hole on his property near Ellensburg, Washington.

Quickly dubbed Mel’s Hole, the strange legend of the never-ending pit and its paranormal characteristics spiraled farther and farther. When skeptics looked more closely, they discovered that no man named Mel Waters ever lived near Ellensburg. To this day the hole’s existence and the man’s true identity remain unverified.

When Waters first called in to the program he claimed to have found a hole that by his calculations, was greater than 80,000 feet. According to his story, he had tied fishing line together and continued lowering it to a depth greater than 15 miles without hitting earth. Waters then claimed that the hole had the ability to restore life to dead animals, relating a story of a man’s dead dog that was thrown into the pit, and then found walking around alive soon after.

As the story became more elaborate, Mel’s Hole captivated listeners, many of whom were eager to verify the hole’s existence. But Mel refused to tell people where the hole was, just that it was near his property on the Manastash Ridge near Ellensburg. He was featured on the show a number of times, until 2002, when a local paper reported that no man named Mel Waters existed in the area. The finding just about put the story to rest, until it was resurrected by a intertribal medicine man named Red Elk.

Red Elk appeared out of nowhere in 2008, claiming he was well-aquainted with the hole and that it had many bizarre properties. Red Elk didn’t start slow and build up, but instead immediately claimed that the hole set fire to ice, cooked a sheep live and implanted a seal fetus inside the cooked sheep. Even for those suspending every ounce of their disbelief, the story had become too bizarre, and too crazy to entertain.

Today, the weird tale of Mel’s Hole is roundly considered the work of mentally unstable attention seekers, or even a ploy for better radio ratings. No evidence of any such sinkhole has ever been found, although some adventurers still wander near the Manastash Ridge hoping to find a supernatural, infinite pit that will bring them 15 minutes of fame à la the mysterious Mel Waters. (Source)

Okay but can anyone else see the eyes in the second picture?

These are black otter rex rabbits. 

Look at these handsome devils!

A trippy perspective. (Source)

Bring your drunk friend here

A black cat, in theory, should retain its midnight shade for the rest of its life. So, imagine the surprise that a man named David had when Scrappy, his beloved furry friend, started seeing spots.

As the cat turned seven years old, his fur began sprouting white patches among his previously all-dark coat. This phenomena was most likely due to vitiligo, a rare skin condition that causes this brilliant marbling in feline fur. Despite the scary-sounding diagnosis, however, Scrappy remains a happy and healthy senior cat. (Source)