A KID IS STUCK IN THE CEILING AT MY SCHOOL

We ran to the principal to tell him a kid was up in the ceiling and he immediately got up from his chair and said "I KNOW WHO IT IS"

It’s Spooder-Boi

not to be over dramatic or anything but the decline in popularity of hand written letters is one of the most disappointing decisions we’ve made as a modern society??

💕💕💕💕!!!!

The Last Words Of Famous Writers

When you’ve dedicated your life to words, it’s important to go out eloquently.

tag urself im simultaneously roald dahl and h.g. wells

i’m simultaneously washington irving and hans christian anderson

embrace the unapologetic love of media you had in middle school before everyone decided it was cringy. go rewatch the cheesy animes that you liked. go rewatch old episodes of doctor who or supernatural or whatever. reread the hunger games or percy jackson or something. wear ultra positive graphic tees that look bad. read/make group chat fanfics of series you like. its fun and cringe is dead. enjoy shit

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

“…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed.”

hey did you know anxiety levels in high school teens are actually as high as they were in insane asylum patients in the 1950’s? :)

I feel like we need some clarification

ao dai (vietnamese)

THIS POST IS IMPORTANT.

It’s interesting to note that that the garments that have a cross over style when worn correctly are all worn with the left breast over the right.

That is because these countries tend to wrap right over left when they are wrapping the dead.

if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it. 

You missed some of the best ones

the best part about it is that the art installation isn’t actually called the Bean. It’s called Cloud Gate, and artist Anish Kapoor (yes, THAT Anish Kapoor) hates that we call it the Bean.

But i mean, look at it. It’s a bean.

How could you forget this one though

I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA THAT THE BEAN WAS CREATED BY ANISH KAPOOR.

someone help me why is anish kapoor important what did he do?

Alright sit down for some Art World Drama bcause this is what I live for.

So, sometime last year (?) science invented Vantablack, which is the darkest possible shade of black. Art world got incredibly excited. But as it needs to be very carefully made in a lab, it’s hard to get a hold of, and is extremely expensive. Enter Anish Kapoor, aka FuckFace McGee. Anish Kapoor buys the rights to Vantablack. He is the only human being on the planet that can legally use it, and he’s kind of a prick about it.

Art world is not thrilled with that.

Enter Stuart Semple.

Stuart Semple is an artist, and also makes pigments to sell in his free time. Stuart Semple is astoundingly pissed about this Vantablack nonsense, and Anish Kapoor’s dickery. Stuart Semple makes a new pigment, the brightest shade of pink ever, called Pinkest Pink, and puts it for sale on the internet. To be bought by everybody except Anish Kapoor. Literally, to purchase, you need to confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, do not associate with him, and will not sell or give the pigment to Anish Kapoor or his associates. Art world has a good laugh, everyone buys Pinkest Pink because it’s awesome, and damn it we deserve something.

Anish Kapoor however is a penis, and will not take this lying down, because HOW DARE he not have literally everything.

Anish Kapoor gets his London associates to buy him a thing of Pinkest Pink, and being such a classy human being, posts a picture to instagram of him with his middle finger covered in Pinkest Pink, captioned with “Up yours. #pink”

Everyone flips shit, because. Y’know. Fuck that guy. Especially Stuart Semple. For context here, Anish Kapoor is one of the richest artists on the planet, and has repeatedly been referred to as everything wrong with the art world, and the epitome of the art worlds elitism problem. He’s a giant douchebag. Meanwhile Stuart Semple makes pigments just to get them out there. He turns 0 profit from his now enourmously popular pigments.

Stuart Semple launches an investigation as to who the fuck leaked Pinkest Pink, and plans to strike back. He does so by releasing two new products. First is Diamond Dust, which is a glitter made from glass, so that a painting is still visible after it’s applied, but glitters like a mofo. It’s the most reflective glitter out there, and is available to everyone who isn’t Anish Kapoor. And it being made of glass, if you stick your finger in there, it’s going to hurt quite a bit, so that was Stuart Semple’s way of saying “shove your middle finger in this, asshole, see what happens”. Except without saying that, because he can get an insult across while still being fucking classy.

He also releases Black 2.0, created with the help of over a thousand artists worldwide.

Black 2.0 is the answer to Vantablack. Black 2.0 is a slightly less black black, but looks functionally the same to the human eye. It’s completely safe, smells like cherries, and costs four pounds. Vantablack is highly toxic, potentially explosive, needs to be applied in a special laboratory and sealed properly, can’t be moved across borders, can reach 300 degrees celsius if you’re not extremely careful, and costs thousands of dollars. Anish Kapoor is the only human being who can use Vantablack. He is the only human being who cannot use Black 2.0.

So I think we can guess who got the better deal.

And thus the feud ends, Kapoor defeated.

…But not quite.

Kapoor, in this entire afair, has made exactly two comments to the public. The first being his charming message about aquiring Pinkest Pink, the second being claiming to Buzzfeed that he and his small army of lawyers will be suing Semple, an extremely poor artist who cannot afford a lawyer.

No lawsuit has been made yet, fyi.

The point is, Kapoor is a prick, and doesn’t like talking to the lower classes. So one day in July 2017, he decides he needs another floor on his London studio apartment, and starts making arrangements to have it built. His neighbors are fucking pissed, because this will ruin the light of their apartments. They call to Semple to save them, or at the very least piss Kapoor off some more.

Semple answers to the call, and releases two new paints, Phaze and Shift, as always, banned to Kapoor. They change colours, Phaze with temperature, and Shift is just iridescent. Shift needs to be painted over Black 2.0 to work, and Phaze just works on its own.

So that’s been the art world for the last two years.

Basically, get fucked Anish Kapoor your bean sucks and so does your vantablack.

Stuart Semple is organising a bean-kissing event for Anish Kapoor’s birthday.

Reblogging for “By attending this event you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor, you are in no way affiliated with Anish Kapoor, you are not attending on behalf of Anish Kapoor or an associate of Anish Kapoor. To the best of your knowledge, information, and belief this event will not be attended by Anish Kapoor.”

ALSO HE JUST POSTED THIS!!!!!! LIGHTEST LIGHT!

I know this isn’t my art blog but this entire post gives me life

im sorry is that man holding a real actual miniature star in his hands

Y’all missed the best part about the lightest light, called aptly ‘Lit’. This is from their product page:

Two things:

1. “Anish Kapoor is however a penis” is the best line in this post.

2. I wish to be half as petty and half as awesome as Stuart Semple

I hope Stuart Semple is making a lot of money. What a good person.

Go support him the paint’s are pretty cheap and you get the added bonus of being one of many to help piss off Anish Kapoor

He is my fucking role model for pettiness oh my god

It got better! I’m also excited because he just released biodegradable glitter in non plastic containers! How amazing is that?! Stuart Semple, good guy for the planet and artists, fighter against the rich elite artist like asshole Kapoor.

An older project, but he also did this:

(x)

oh dude hes metal as fuck 

Every addition to this post is better than the last.

After seeing this, I wanted to go look more into Stuart semple’s stuff, and I found this

With this in the description

“Anyone*” I wonder who he could want to not have any England???

Stuart semple is great and he is out here fighting with wonderful pettiness

me: has a babyface, rly awkward, probably a yam

my mutuals: glowing, ethereal beings that blind others with their beauty

I’m starting a reblog-and-tag game

Make yourself with this picrew (made by the awesome @sangled) and tag up to 8 people! I’ll start

@yume-fanfare @apocalypse–enthusiast @eva-arikuri @zayria @transboyklug @caoomi @arya-art + anyone who is in the mood!

I did that cause it’s fucking cute and I’ll tag my peeps, but no pressure, just if they want to do it of course! :)

Tagging @manny-bgm @nanse-but-personal @sylphabelle @the-little-fox-in-the-box @headcanonsandmore @ronandhappiness @fairyfaraway and @queerqueenoftears :D

This is about as bland as you can get but I guess it kind looks like me 

I’ll tag @dbzebra @cozymochi @kairi-yajuu @quantum-kakarotto @redaloves

sorry, i wasn’t tagged but this looks so cute i decided to do it…

also this kinda looks like me except all the glasses were ugly so i didn’t have any, and i’m bi/pan ace but i couldn’t include three flags so i just used bi and ace

tagging: @ronandhappiness @jmesptter @this-summers-aesthetic @onlyoneformeisme @chokemetomholland @colorful-dodie @wanderingsoulmate

skshsjskjs this was really fun to made n it’s so cute :(( i didn’t like any of the glasses so it’s not exactly true to me but it’s still cute !!

@wlwaziraphale @ssunflowerdodiee @dodiesbean @youwillbefixed @interstellar-brownies @jup-just-a-potato @smilegogh @shjtfaced (sorry i tagged u guys i literally always have a hard time tagging people in posts)

i wasn’t tagged but they have a shirt that looks like my favorite leotard so

@fairygclds @nineteenohtwo @you-get-to-exhale-now-cyrus do it y’all

tee hee

@you-get-to-exhale-now-cyrus @nineteenohtwo @swingsetboys @bittertyrus @itslynxa @heart-eyes-kippen @green-lemonboys @bambikippen (love y’all)

(mari i love u)

a lot of the people i would tag have been tagged already but @ any of my followers if u see this n you wanna do it pls feel free!!

I wasn’t tagged but this is too cute not to do it!!!

It kinda really looks like me lol

I’ll tag @jorzuela @secretlizard @tortitabby @butifyoujudgeafish @velvetnautilus @phanomeheart if you’re up to!

This is so cute! Tagged by @tortitabby and @babethepig and I tag @quercussp @kavat @capriciouscrab and @allthephils

I was tagged by @secretlizard​ and @tortitabby​. This was fun, although my first version was actually kind of scary:D I tag @templeofshame @omgthisisnotmyrealaccount @tobieallison @insectbah @ahappydnp if you guys want to:)

thank you to @tortitabby and @quercussp for the tag ☺️

I’m tagging @fourthingsandawizard @obsessivemoody @cappuccino-howell @nihilismdan @kavat @swearphil @infinitylester

thank u to the lovely angels @tobieallison and @its-always-sunny-in-phil-lester for tagging me 💘

i’m tagging @lemonheadlester @neondnp @phanniephobic @cozydnp @queerdaniel 💕

Lauren ily ❤

Tagging these lovelies: @ordanary @americanphancakes @cuddly-dnp @phan-toast @mukbangphillie

Thanks Harley! ✌️

@amazingay @narcissehowell @dip-the-pip @asspiano @manchester-eye (sorry if you’ve been tagged already!)

Thank you Michelle ❤️

@blxckmochi @combinations-of-soulss @dinosaurnerdhowell @phanniephobic @veevaa @mukbangphillie @qhillie @queerdaniel

Thank you Vladi!

@tottrie @ghostsanndstuff @dan-and-a-shibe @enbydnp @nebulaedaniel @lemonheadlester @hownottobeinteresting @vsoftdnp

I support this comic, if you dont want children everyone else can shut up and keep their opinions to themselves. I want children, but that doesnt mean I am going to force you to have them too.

i love this comic, it’s so amazing and i just,,,,,yes!! also that last line, im stealing that op

1 hour and 42 minutes of 1470 year old photons

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The Flame and Horsehead Nebulae in the Orion Constellation Photographed by Jos Joaqun Prez

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