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The thing that bothers me about cyberpunk-themed smut is that it's always like "oh no, cyborg genitals", and every time it's just a scary-looking penis. If I was going to the trouble and expense of having my junk replaced with heavy machinery, I wouldn't settle for what God intended, all right? I'm talking about robotic appendages which enable modalities of intercourse heretofore unknown to science. You know? Members which by their very existence perturb the ontology of fucking.
NO WAYY DOES SUSAN TAXPAYER RUN IN BISEXUAL COLORS
what does this mean
I think this is about the oriwani reveal post. when on oriwani, the run animation makes Susan flash red and blue(?), which combine with her blue business suit to make her appear the colors of the bisexual pride flag
Lost DS9 season 8 episode plot : Quark becomes a rainbow capitalist
And we wouldn’t wan’t to disrespect tradition, would we ?
Garak is going to undercut his prices on pride clothes out of spite
Let me examine closer *my eyes turn purple and blaze with spiritual power* oh yeah no that’s an egret not a heron, it’s got black legs
how could you hide this in the tags
Happy Pride, everyone!
Edit: I just realized the stripes are going the wrong way but IT’S TOO LATE I’M NOT CHANGING IT
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obsessed with this person who thinks that im monopolizing the notes industry and taking them away from "real artists." like. hello
spot the tiktok intruder class 101
So here’s my headcanon on the Auction House that sort of gets rid of the problematic bit where dragons are selling other dragons, dragon children, etc.
The Auction House is a GoFundMe sort of thing for dragons. Those who want to move to a new clan but can’t afford it post to get funds for the move. Or, dragons willing to work to pay their way to a new part of Sornieth let everyone know what their expertise will cost. OR young dragons put themselves out there to be apprenticed to an adult who will teach them a skill.
I greatly prefer the idea that the dragons on the AH want to be there, and also the idea that the AH has a lore component.
Half the lore of my dragons tbh
this is my new favorite post
Encounter: about one of every five player characters, I’m pretty sure
this but with kim and communist harry
"to each according to their need," right? well you need a fucking lawyer before talking to the cops.
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
my girlfriend said that the rook from chess has an hourglass figure and is sexy
ask her what she thinks of this chart
she agrees with this mostly but thinks the queen should be moved up one, that pawn is more femme and that king is more butch
very acceptable critique; here we go
Knight to C6, your move













