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help I kinda know what this is

@veecognate

she/her | 20-something | everyday I wake up brazilian but sometimes that's cool | formerly viccossack, rebrandings ahoy

so I just came home and opened tumblr for the first time in a week what the hell happened to my website

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I’ve never needed something as bad as I need Mudrock drawn like this:

Yes, with the Donkey Kong suit.

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behind every donkey kong lies an anime girl.

Sumerian Veteran: *has severe PTSD but doesn't know it because the term won't be invented for another 5000 years* I fight the same battle in my dreams every night and my relationship with my family has fallen apart.

Sumerian Healer: *saw hundreds of veterans with the exact same affliction before* You're cursed by desert demons.

actually we have recorded texts of sumerian warriors describing symptoms that closely match ptsd, and the diagnoses was not desert demons, but rather "Those dudes you killed are still attacking you with their ghosts because you killed them"

growing up being autistic but not knowing is just *hiding in room while people are over* *getting tired and needing to recharge after the smallest chores* *getting called a gifted kid* *knowing that you’re “weird” because people are making fun of you but not knowing how to stop being weird* *having adults tell you how “mature” you are* *getting in trouble for not doing work* *convincing yourself that you’re just lazy and stupid because you can’t make yourself do work* *getting really invested in “weird” media*

I will never get the "we're trying to be like other social media" thing.

I don't WANT other social media! Why do you think I am here?

If I wanted that other social media I would be ON that social media.

Okay I'm not entirely sure why I feel like I should talk about it since no one reads me generally

But that is *the point*, yes. It's not aimed at what tumblr users want. It's aimed at bringing people from outside. Strictly business, that. The idea is that they'll be expanding the user base while the current one doesn't leave too much because they're used to here.

It's not that they don't get what tumblr users want, it's that they really don't care. We're already here, innit.

Trans woman: just saw a guy wash his hands in the bathroom, do you think she’ll take her e in pills or injections ha ha

Guy who has been desperately looking for months for an excuse to to accuse her and all her friends of being disgusting sexual predators: 😈😈😈😈😈

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that page of the transgirl romance comic where she kisses her hand and her hair while affirming her gender identity is so good I am not kidding it would be so wildly effective on me, I think I would entirely melt if this was done to me, just immediately become putty in their hands

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this would either fix me or give you full access to make me worse. this shit unlocks creative mode