the entire movie in 3 pictures

thank you bathtub barracuda

capri sun what the fuck does that even mean

I’m so confused

concept: me, well-rested, getting up just after sunrise before work. the sky is that golden pink, I am sleepy but content. I pour myself a cup of coffee and read the newspaper. I like my job and it pays the bills.

Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao

“Wha..where the eff is your chin, human?” (vine by omnificent_don)

As an educator, I hate the bell curve system, but I really hate teachers who say, “You won’t get an A in my class.” It’s not just because it causes students to begin the semester with a feeling that they will fail the course: it’s because it is the teacher admitting to their own failure to teach. 

We are literally paid to teach a full curriculum. “I don’t give out A’s” to me translates to “I cannot 100% do my job.” There is no reason a good teacher can’t give you an 80-100% understanding of what is in the course. It’s our job to make sure you understand as much as we can. 

A class average of 50 is isn’t a statement of how hard the material is. It’s a statement that the teacher cannot complete 50% of their job.

the most important vine

true gender equality

Me: *gets anxious* Me: chill

Me: *gets jealous* Me: chill

Me: *overthinks* Me: chill

Me: *gets clingy* Me: chill

“millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village”

how on earth

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

How my Red-tailed Hawk says hello. x

Rude ass bird!