wqs smoking wuith the guy from river monsers and he strqightw up passed rhe joint to the giant fish
did it cough
no it straigt up sucked that thing
I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself
Vincent Price being interviewed on the set of The Masque of the Red Death (1964)
I love this man.
found out one of my friends had been using some obscure rar opening program for years and i googled it and it looks like something off of law and order
i switched from google to duck duck go recently & this is what i have discovered about it:
- significantly WORSE at finding hyper-specific memes (often have to switch back to Google for this)
- significantly BETTER at finding uhh media for free lmao
the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman
but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything
What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.
I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode
This is fucking incredible.
i love that pikmin fans seem to have been the first people to figure out that for a mere 40 dollars times square will ignore every single legal issue possible to put literally whatever in front of 10,000 people
remember robopope, the robot pope
Deus ex machina.
In honor of the 10th anniversary of Pacific Rim, I’m reblogging this
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24/26 you are doing some riddler shit to me
