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Trust The Fungus

@vedajuno

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Sleeping Bulborb #519: AAAAAH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS ATTACKING ME?!!?!?!

Olimar’s Pikmin:

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

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after moving away from psychological horror the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is now introducing a weapon above the shotgun called the ultra shotgun and it makes the screen shake when you shoot it

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the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is gonna have an area where you have to do puzzles involving changing the water level to progress

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the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is gonna have all the enemies come out for an enemy roll call and they all walk on screen one by one to goofy music like at the end of donkey kong country

Did Will Navidson's new house really contain an impossibly long hallway? What about the second story, longer on the inside than on the outside? Perhaps the whole story was invented by that strange man, Zampanò - but what about all the sources he cited?

Was there really ever a House of Leaves, or did our writers simply build... a house of cards?

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after moving away from psychological horror the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is now introducing a weapon above the shotgun called the ultra shotgun and it makes the screen shake when you shoot it

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the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is gonna have an area where you have to do puzzles involving changing the water level to progress

after moving away from psychological horror the bloober team silent hill 2 remake is now introducing a weapon above the shotgun called the ultra shotgun and it makes the screen shake when you shoot it

its so fail that theres like 50 metals but most of them are super rare and also shitty

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the bottom two rows of the periodic table consist entirely of “metals no one cares about” and “things that literally Do Not Exist”

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

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THIS

is the official pass the yaoi image by creator of pass the detritus. I have much respect for @sub-oscine​ who did the first Major Edit of PtD into yaoi. I have made it for no other reason than as a wish of doing crazier shit with edits. My vission thus.Thank you, and may you all

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your legacy. gaze upon how your sovern works spreads and enjoy :)

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

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Street Fighter 6 needs to add Poison as DLC if they want to capitalize on the lessons learned by Guilty Gear Strive, which is that by adding trans people to your game you are exponentially increasing the amount of weird nerds with endless free time for learning intricate bullshit that will now go to fucking town your game

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the thing about Poison is that she’s even a dominatrix as her “thing” which means insane girls with brainworms are going to turn your competitive scene inside out for a chance to attack big men with a riding crop. this is real

Street Fighter 6 needs to add Poison as DLC if they want to capitalize on the lessons learned by Guilty Gear Strive, which is that by adding trans people to your game you are exponentially increasing the amount of weird nerds with endless free time for learning intricate bullshit that will now go to fucking town your game