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Trust The Fungus

@vedajuno

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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

found out one of my friends had been using some obscure rar opening program for years and i googled it and it looks like something off of law and order

i switched from google to duck duck go recently & this is what i have discovered about it:

  • significantly WORSE at finding hyper-specific memes (often have to switch back to Google for this)
  • significantly BETTER at finding uhh media for free lmao

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

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gonna smoke that shit that made horton hear the who

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but it… it was right here…….. my last bowl of who-hash………

gonna smoke that shit that made horton hear the who

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blair witch project true ending

the people in blair witch project: what was that noise!!

the blair witch: yaaaack ack ack… its me, the blare witch

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