motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL
Here on tumblr we are all professionals.
Just realised they deleted the 20,000 word Baldurs Gate III gnome sex post and no one took screenshots.
this is like anti-clickbait. you could not have worded this more perfectly to deter me from reading your article.
My job on the leftist Commune is to be the little child that lives in squalor so the Rest of society can have a utopia
that's rough, man. My job is to get my dick sucked by various beautiful women. I guess we all have to contribute to the leftist commune in our own ways :)
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”
Mummy if the Monster Manual was written in 1557
vampire-red-deactivated20210228
Wheres that “before pride month ends does anyone want to admit they have a crush on me” post, like I know it’s only the 11th but I cant stop thinking abt it
madampigeon
ok so I know exactly what you’re talking about but I can only find the one with bowser :/
vampire-red
Honestly I think the bowser version is better than the original
Anonymous asked:
You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
Trump tweet
Drew some creatures that live in a semi-living-semi-decaying-petrifying dungeon! Setting: Carcass Dungeon is a giant petrifying creature with an interior resembling that of a typical dungeon, albeit more flesh based. There are boney spire forests, caves of fat and lakes of blood, surrounded by muscular stone-flesh and riddled with arterial hallways. The deeper you go, the fleshier it becomes. Deeper down also has more mana which equates to weirder animals.
Bonus design tidbits:
The wolf mole I took traits of a star nosed mole, golden sand shrew, wolf and orca teeth! For the bore worm I mostly based it off of a normal earth worm but also added the ring hooks of a tape worm and a flattened tail of a sea snake. Blood weevil was a weevil and a honeypot ant. Cave troll was a proboscis monkey, elephant seal, gorilla’s stance, bear feet and ant eater claws.
The Skitterer was the first doodle that launched this idea and while more whimsical, I included it here to show were I got the idea from.
> buy wireless device
> look inside
> cancerous rat brains hooked up to a battery
