fuck the tories

this is Sid Wright, starting your day off right.

‘Top’

I hope they start having better sex, what a shame

me and my friends praying for better gay sex in the vatican

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

Lost Austen novel opening line.

true love is when your pets know u dont feel good and they cuddle with u

sometimes i think about how they killed sansa's dog and i go a little nuts. like what if you were thirteen and you knew how to be a Lady and sing Songs of Knights and Maidens and your whole entire life they had told you that was the type of story you were in and rewarded you for participating. taught you that you would be defended and respected for being a Good Girl. and then they killed your dog and your dad and your name and made you a little bird and called you stupid for expecting anything else. no one can protect anyone.

Brienne the Blue

She’s meant to have loner hair but I say the Joan of Arc bob is better

another thing people did when iwtv first came out that was misleading was talk like the show had invented the unreliable narrator angle to fix inconsistencies in rice's writing. people really made it seem like she'd written interview and then decided later that lestat had more depth and louis and lestat were in love and retconned, which is just not the case if you. read interview with the vampire.

Furisode by Gofukuyasan

+Bonus

THE NANNY S03E07 "Oy Vey, You're Gay"

I don't like ship it a lot but there's something so homo about Gordon literally at home with his hot younger wife still complaining about how THE VIBES between him and Batman are off (Batman is Jean-Paul right now which is why the vibes are rancid)

from Batman #502

Do I can't find it right now but there is a very funny thing where they're establishing a Batman & Gordon style partnership between Steph!Batgirl and some GCPD lieutenant or whatever and she swings over his and Gordon's head waving and saying "Hiya!" at him.

HEY, GORDON? gordon? Gordon???

OH I know exactly what you're talking about!

creating a very weird energy in the studio, boys!!

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

everyone else out. No one else tag this post. this is the only one.

in honor of barbie movie, i dug my Midge ™ out of my parents’ shed so i could show you all just how she worked if you’ve never witnessed it in action

as you can see, Midge has a magnetic pregnancy belly that contours to her unpregnant body

now inside the pregnancy belly of course is the barbie baby. it comes right out, no vagina to exit through. and if you look closely you can see that her underwear is also painted across the bottom of the belly. there is no mistaking this for a woman with any genitalia. just underwear.

here is the baby within the belly. i don’t think either of these is the correct way a baby should sit in a uterus but do i look like a fucking doctor to you?

the clearly very happy mother and child. and discarded magnetic belly. with underwear band.

unrelated but i also found my louis tomlinson doll

fuck it. pregnant louis tomlinson

reading an 80s comic is just like *cold war propaganda* *some of the best writing you’ve ever seen in your life* *cold war propaganda* *racism* *extremely progressive social commentary* *cold war propaganda*

Hey, hot take, but if a company decides they no longer want to distribute a piece of media they own the rights to, then they should be legally required to sign the rights back over to the creator.

They shouldn't be allowed to just sit on the IP for the rest of time, especially if they have no intention of ever releasing it again.

#i thought this was gonna say “then they shouldn't be allowed to punish piracy of it”

You know what, that's also a valid take, let's add that to the post

In computer gaming there's a concept called Abandonware that runs on this premise. That if the company isn't making it and selling it anymore, it's acceptable to copy/download/pirate it.

Applied in a wider sense, if there's no way for you to access it legally, then illegally is fuckin' fine.

But yes, if the owner isn't using it they ought to be obligated to make it available to someone who will.

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

"My liege, I'm afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course..."