when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

Favorite moment

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

He finna beat his ass

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

Gunslinger > Thief 

his name is Gun

still not a doctor

trying to get your story together like:

Explaining your story to a willing ear:

“I really like your story! is there more?”

“I like this character, is there more about them?”

always this

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

These made me feel better

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I want to make designs out of these.

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

NICE

The legendary thread is back

IT’S FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!

This one is perfect for Tumblr: “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…” ends with “drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”

So, it’s not that knowledge is dangerous, the emphasis is on having just a little knowledge.  Having just a cursory understanding of something causes overconfidence and potential to misunderstand, but when you really delve into a subject in depth you realize the full complexity of it.

Yeah these are DEFINITELY cut short for a reason, make no fucking mistake.

SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

WHeERE IS THE AUDIO????

Here you go.

severely underrated movies that defined my childhood pt.2

Art by Koyori n

i’m sorry this is so fucking stupid

This is… the exact opposite of that dark souls gif

I don’t think it’s possible to adequately state how fucking ballsy and skilled this player is considering the EXTREMELY specific timing of that dodge and catching the spear attack WHILE TAUNTING BETWEEN EACH THROW

I’m wheezing

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The Hoe Call For Oda Sakunosuke

Come all who love our not dead Odasaku~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These e y e s.

That wet h a i r. 

Concerned Daddy

Again, tHOSE EYES F U C K. THEY’RE ILLEGAL. 

SO F T ODA. SOFT BABYBOY. G O D. THAT NECK THOUGH–

PATIENT WRITER. THOSE SHOULDERS WOWWW. hhhhhnnnNNNN.

AND S H I T THOSE HANDS. THOSE FINGERS. THAT SMOOOOOOOOTH GLIDE. S h i t.

The I-Don’t-Care-If-You-Want-To-Go-Or-Not lift. He could throw me over his shoulders a n y damned day.

Another gif about these fucking h a n d s.

That unwavering purpose. Nothing-Could-Scare-Me

“You’re an interesting one. Your mind dances.” I-Still-Love-You-Anyways.

His f e a r someone save him please—This h u r t s.

Please feel free to add more, this tag of ODA’S HOE SQUAD needs more usage!!!!

Chuuya's priorities ranked as shown in the ninth episode of the second season:

Example one, noticing the fucking tentacle coming:

“Hold on a sec, is that-”

“Holy crap, yes that’s a thing.”

“Hell, gotta protect the hat!" 

"Oh, fuck, Dazai!” 

Example two, when Dazai’s goddamn arm ‘gets torn off’:

“A-”

“Is my hat still safe?!" 

"Shit, Dazai, not again!" 

I think about this post everyday

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

kitten needs constant attention

THIS IS SO CUTE

❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

stop  {x}

I found this really cute merukomu utau at nicovideo, so I decided to share it!

The credits are in the desc