Ah yes. Minotaur. The first cowboy. 

I said this to my girlfriend and she just started listing synonyms for ‘bad’ at me. 

despite the lot of disproportionately dark plot twists present in the kirby series I think my favorite is still consistently the fact that meta knight looks like this

shit man, how could you take the original context out of this

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

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me: Princess Zelda’s a pretty cool character and is way more than just a damsel in distress.

some nerd: source????

me: 

me: ??????

me:

Didn’t do shit in Link’s awakening though

This post has over 50 thousand notes and this is the most baffling response to it I have ever seen. 

Yes, Zelda didn’t do anything in a game that she was not in. You fucking got me. In other news, Mario is a bad character because he didn’t do shit in Metroid Prime. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SENSEI

Can yall believe that the woman responsible for the single best story ever created is also the ultimate mood icon, i’m speechless.

turn on sound

This has a better three-act structure than some movies I’ve seen lately.

I appreciate this for being so over dramatic.

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

half way down I thought I was having a stroke.

W

Mads avoiding Death Stranding questions as an art form

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN

TRAVEL SIZE BOB

When they said OMG at the same time.

OPEN RP

“Hi I’m Charles Stiles, I’m with a company called Mystery Diners.”

“well charlie, the only mystery here is how you managed to get a show judging other peoples food, you daft bloody donkey.”

“Dammit, Gordon, what are you doing here. I banished you from this realm centuries ago. Your time here is over, release the drone.”

“you cannot hope to contain my raw culinary power, you fool. you absolute bell end.”

“We’ll see about that.”

*a rumbling reverberates through the ground*

A cherry red 1967 Chevy Camaro SS Convertible pulls up to the scene.

“Come on Charlie, you didn’t seriously think ol’ Ramsey got back here all on his own? He had to come through my realm.

“Through Flavortown!“

Can we talk about this guy for a second? I feel like he doesn’t get enough credit even though he played, arguably, one of the most important roles in Mulan. For those of you who don’t know, this is the Chinese soldier stationed on top of the Great Wall at the beginning of the film.

After his helmet is knocked off and he sees the Huns throw grappling hooks up onto the ramparts, he calls out to the person who is supposed to be on top of the tower to light the signal. We don’t know where that person is supposed to be, but given the fact that several Huns come out from the door in this shot, we can assume they likely killed him.

But does that stop this guy? No. He judges the situation and reacts accordingly. Despite being swung at by a Hun with a large sword and being forced to pull himself up onto the tower, he doesn’t even stop to take a breather. He just grabs the torch and is about to light the signal himself when something stops him.

This guy. Shan Yu is already on top of the tower as this soldier is about to light the signal. Now, Shan Yu is already a scary mf, but I think it’s important to see how our soldier reacts to seeing him because it tells us an important detail that many people may overlook.

Look at his face. This soldier isn’t just stunned because there a massive Hun waiting for him on top of the tower, but because he recognizes said Hun. Or at least he knows enough about what Shan Yu looks like to put two and two together and assume that this is him. He knows this man and his reputation. He knows exactly the kinds of things Shan Yu is willing to do to people who stand in his way. And what does this soldier do? Does he beg for his life? Does he try to escape?

No. This bamf just looks Shan Yu right in the eye and does his duty. He lights the signal, knowing full well that doing so will likely get him killed. But, he does it anyway. And immediately after lighting the signal, he looks up the the Hun leader with this expression.

This is a man who would look Death in the face and say “Fuck you!” He knows he has maybe a few more seconds of life left and yet he stands tall. And why is this important? Because this one act of valor led to this.

The signals are being lit. All of the people of China are being warned of invasion and now they can properly prepare for the war to come. And it’s all thanks to this one brave soldier who doesn’t get nearly enough credit for his service.

NOW👏ALL👏OF👏CHINA👏KNOWS👏YOURE👏HERE👏🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

What the ever living fuck

The day I don’t reblog this is the day I have lost my sense of humor completely

She tried it lmfaooo

Oh my goddddddd

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ARE YOU SERIOUS

i honestly have no words anon scalped me bald 

same energy