oop! just gonna squeeze right past ya!

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

cool it was worse than i remembered 

Every time you have GenAI make you an anime waifu with three titties and a dumptruck ass a family doesn't get to have a drink or bathe.

Every time you ask Copilot to write you a PowerShell script to stroke your boss' ego, a city experiences a brownout.

Every time you chat with your AI "girlfriend" a farmer doesn't get to water their animals.

Using these tools actively hurts you and your community, while at the same time enriching some shitheel who would happily step on your neck to make an additional dollar. Don't use them. Actively remove them from devices you own. Disable them whenever possible. Go out of your way to avoid them. It's honestly not hard. You've been using the internet just fine without GenAI hallucinating at you.

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

got eaten up with 3 words

you coming back to tell us here

Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment

beautiful blue skies and golden sunshine all along the way

Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO BITE EACH OTHERS DICKS OFF

Kanye!!!!! all the fash-fluencers are going to go into meltdown mode...

VENGA BUKELE SAL A BAILAR

the mdr team but theyre serving beatles help movie

people think that sci fi is about actors throwing themselves around spaceships but it's also about being bald and goth

Thought a lot about this post and realized there were some critical omissions.

Dark City outclasses every single other sci fi in terms of its sheer volume of bald goths:

Do you see your little red house?

everyone should have a small man that they torture

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

WHAT does this tag mean

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation