Cardassians do have certain noir vibes. And their music and popular culture should have acquired this aesthetics too for some time.

It seems that my noir cardassian series continues...

James Bond vibes.

Well this would be my contribution into the fandom today… I bring you Distracted Boyfriend Meme, Garashir Edition. 🤣

When you consider that he comes from a society where men are generally considered to suck at maths, Garak the isolinear subprocessor expert is basically the Obsidian Order equivalent of the beautiful lady agent who's assumed to just be there for decoration until the startling reveal that she's a computer whiz.

When you consider that he comes from a society where men are generally considered to suck at maths, Garak the isolinear subprocessor expert is basically the Obsidian Order equivalent of the beautiful lady agent who's assumed to just be there for decoration until the startling reveal that she's a computer whiz.

Because I can’t wait until Valentines Day to post this.

Here you are! It’s DONE!

(Garak’s outfit wasn’t originally those colors, but it started looking like a strawberry, and so I went with it. I dub this outfit STRAWBERRY FIELDS FOREVER!)

Others I wanted to include: Chalan Aroya, Vilix'pran, Captain Boday, Senator Cretak, Laas, Aamin Maritza/Gul Darhe'el

Let's just say I liked Tekeny Ghemor so much he ended up as a fuzzy fluffy alien in my friend's RP that always turns things into fuzzy fluffy aliens. "Hey, check out this supercool Star Trek character!" "Can we make him a fuzzy alien instead?" "............sure, because "no" tends to end the RPs and I need to be in the car with you for another 2 hours" I also have a very fun arc from a different RP where my AngryChef/Alchemist dude decided he liked having him as a customer to the point where when said AngryChef was beating the shit out of a Changeling (for good reasons) the only that stopped the pounding was Tekheny telling him he wouldn't eat at the restaurant anymore I like Tekeny. He's adorable.

i saw this post on @wanderingwriter87′s blog and was SEIZED WITH THE URGE to do a garashir version soooo i did!

here’s to thirty years!!

#guys. guys.#he mentions feet ONE TIME in the entire series#about a gf who was a dancer (irl dancers feet are probably terrible. but what are you gonna do it was an all male writing room)#so ok it’s funny in fandom ha ha. i don’t want to spoil anyone’s good time#and i’ve definitely enjoyed a footjob fic or two#but is it really canon?#thank you for coming to my ted talk

look, here's the thing, i get that it's a throwaway moment and fandom has really blown it into a huge Thing but also it's literally the ONLY thing he says about her appearance and that's why it stands out so much. like "i loved her, we finished each other's sentences, she's a ballet dancer, i was always in awe of how gracefully she moved" or what teh fuck ever would have been normal. specifically singling out her FEET?? that's. that's weird. it's SO specific. you really only need to mention somethning like that once to make it notable. i consider it canon-adjacent comma open to interpretation. but its an insane thing for him to say regardless

(we also dont talk about about how, if palis did indeed "finish his sentences," she must have been absolutely off her gourd. like. who else on god's green universe thinks enough like julian bashir to finish his sentences. that's some real insane shit.)

It gets more specific too!

Ballet feet are strong, very used, and can end up with blisters and sprains and a lot of hurt.

I bet what he liked was fixing her feet over and over and over again.

“you SHOT me!” newsflash asshole, he’s into that!

Do you guys also think Julian Bashir is the hardest character to draw in ds9 or is that just me

I do this to take attention away from the fact that I cannot actually fucking draw his face

Glad I'm not the only one

hc that cardassians do have tails but that they're docked or removed at birth (like circumcision tbh) and the practice sort of fell by the wayside post-Dominion. garashir adoptees with the eldest sans tail and the baby sporting a long luxurious 5th appendage

top 10 garak-bashir family moments

you come to him? on a day he is SO EEPY??

"That's not the face of a tailor." "I'm not a tailor."

one hit kill

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