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HI !

@vanpoke003-blog

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when they say youre too old for disney

BUT DID YOU NOTICE AURORA

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Sally: Percy...Apollo is here to see you
Percy: The god Apollo?
Sally: I'm so sorry sweetheart..
Percy: *flips table*
*breaks lamp*
*curses Apollo*
*stubs toe*
*cries while remembering the simpler days when he just killed minotaurs with his bare hands*
*curses zeus for cursing Apollo*
*takes deep breath*
*opens door*
Percy: WHY??
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standard

I am crying I love this too much

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“There were no survivors”

“My phone was dead”

“I’m used to it.”

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tj

“It’s no big deal.”

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rsmallbone

“I don’t love you.”

“Then there was one.”

New phone who dis

The timing was wrong.

you owe me money

He’ll never pick me.

Forgotten, he died alone.

He never understood why.

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idkdy

She is not yours.

Too long. Didn’t read.

Never saw her again.

It was never real

I never loved me…

what did I do?

Parallel lines never meet.

Yet I said, no.

Sometimes I just cant

There was no pizza

i went too far

my phone already died

Hello? Is anybody there?

But nobody ever came…

What’d I do wrong?

Well that’s too bad

We could have won

Depression prevails once again.

I am still alive

It’s all my fault

Misery loves my company

We couldn’t save them.

We all die inside

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grawly

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

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this shark is hungry. dangerous.

this  shark  wants  to  eat  your  blog.

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

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youve angered it

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Reblog if you breathe air

Trying to prove a point to my airphobic fish who needs to try new things

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the signs as tumblr terms of endearment

aries: ray of sunshine
taurus: smol pup
gemini: sweet child
cancer: actual angel
leo: god/dess
virgo: smol cupcake
libra: honeybun
scorpio: snowflake
sagittarius: lil bean
capricorn: tiny meme
aquarius: starchild
pisces: cinnamon roll
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Omg I literally screamed with laughter and the boyfriend was like “what?? Nothing is ever THAT funny” and I showed him and he lost it too