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Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Phantom! At the opera

ah, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is there, inside my mind

i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭

i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet

with somebody who loves me

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

i’m going to shatter you like glass

Finally found this iconic post

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.

By the end I was wearing a white robe and broad straw hat, carrying a sword, peeing on the lawn, performing magic on the hilltops. I was deep into some wild conspiracy shit and doing a lot of writing, making a lot of mix tapes. I talked intensely with the tv and radio, and developed in-depth relationships with the characters on “Hill Street Blues.”

If I learned anything from the experience, it is this.

Give in to the inevitable craziness right away, and just get comfortable.

hold on im begging you for more information

why was this so sweet, what did he expect people to say, "no mr. brian may from the band queen, you do NOT have permission to play the sea shanty, put down the guitar and go back to the astrophysics" like,,,, what a silly goose

Just. He’s got his glasses hanging on a cord, his soft blanket, crazy grandpa hair, polite grandpa voice, and then he just fucking shreds, sitting on the sofa. Legend.

“dog food lid” spelled backwards is “dildo of God”

7/10

Police say the suspect not only murdered his victims, but also dismembered them and ate their body parts piece by piece. I guess they had never heard of Blue Apron. Blue Apron provides dozens of delicious meals for

i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay

Wow! My mind is super into this new information

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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i love the dirt eating skeleton i wonder if it wants to be friends

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

g…gritty did what now…

i thought i was prepared before clicking this link but i wasn’t in the slightest

please forget how to speak

where’s the “sam buys and mails gender trouble to dean for his birthday when he’s away at university” fic 

he puts a little card in it saying  “i read this and thought of you” and dean takes one look at the title and never mentions it again 

an even funnier version of this premise came to me in a dream listen. listen. sam sends the book to dean with no note no nothing and dean reads the whole thing thinking “is this from sam? (obviously it is, nobody else would send him a book) what’s he trying to say?????” because they haven’t spoken in months and dean is desperate to connect with him again and by the time he’s finished it he’s half sure sam is coming out to him or something and the next time they see each other dean broaches the subject like “listen i got the book you sent and i want to tell you that it’s okay” and sam goes “yeah it is okay you’re my brother and i love you” and they look at each other for like 30 seconds both thinking the other is gay until sam is like “wait did you. no that’s not. i meant it’s okay for you” and dean immediately turns black sabbath on at full blast and starts driving. they don’t talk about it ever again 

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

me? I can have Rat Power?

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

mentally i am chewing on Polly Pocket clothing

tfw you realize the guy who keeps kidnapping you and using you as bait to catch his arch nemesis is actually just a theater kid who’s really nice

@batsutousai

here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba

What on earth possessed you to do this?

It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.