just kicked this dude so hard his worms came out
The funniest thing in the world to me is when people write mermaids that are bothered by humans eating fish. Like do you think fish don’t eat each other? The ocean is full of little freaks that will eat whatever or whoever the fuck will fit in their mouths. If the mermaids haven’t been eating fish this whole time what do you think they’ve been eating? If the answer is humans, that doesn’t make it any less funny. They’ll eat the species that looks like the top half of them but won’t eat a species that looks like the bottom half? Peak comedy.
there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
there should be a dating app but for finding people to explore abandoned buildings and tunnels with
as soon as the internet decided depression and anxiety were the everyman mental illnesses and therefore not to be taken seriously we were all fucked tbh bc the fact that i have to feel embarrassed to admit i have debilitating anxiety because people will think im just an uwu dont call me out coward is ridiculous. its insane that i have to clarify that my depressive episodes are like life threatening and not whatever dipshit dumbed down idea of depression people seem to have like oh yeah i just wanna watch netflix and eat ice cream and not text people back. like bro i think im the devil
like maybe depression and anxiety are household names now but they do still kill people. like. theres a reason they fucking kill people.
You put posts underwater so that it is clear it is a screenshot of a post and not just a reblog or whatever. I hope everyone can understand this so we can all move forward
also to drown them for their sins
Reblogging to potentially save a fur friends life
i can teach you
t-teach me.. what??
if i think of baby swordfish again i’m gonna be sent into a coughing fit
best baby animal of all time. only the essentials (big funny snout)
THERES EVEN SMALLER ONES ARE YOU SERIOUS
fr tho imagine being this thing and you grow up into a beast that kills things with its nose what would you even do.
I’d kill things with my fucking nose what else
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
Cats get so pissed off when you stop them from doing something dangerous/destructive. Tommy was destroying a chair so I picked her up and held her for a moment and she glared at me with such contempt and disgust in her little eyes.
I’m like “hey, don’t destroy the furniture” and she’s like “I Hope You Die. I hope you die in your sleep. Tonight preferably. Fuck you. Bitch.”
SHES BACK UP THERE
slimegirlapologist
call my girl's hole the car door the way i'm slamming my penis in it
Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel and being a cunt. Eating a bagel
image id: a photo of a seagull floating on the water with a bagel in it's beak. end id.
CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it's part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions
if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators
THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS' UNION RECOGNIZED
this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!