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One of the realest things someone said on the Internet

I feel like the D&D character creation process is missing one vital step

gotham is exactly the right amounts of wet and socioeconomically unstable to have spawned an INSANE grunge scene you just know their local shit is like the sonic equivalent of getting hit over the head with a car battery

bruce wayne has his finger on the pulse of gotham's underground music scene he's like "listen to this" and he puts on a cassette he bought for $10 from a guy under a bridge and its like 90 minutes of some guy crooning in a flooded warehouse with a guitar amp they found in the river and there's active gunfire in the background of half the songs

gotham grunge band "arkham fire" debut album "DYING ALL THE TIME" becomes the world's first snuff record because their guitarist is killed by the joker in the middle of the fifth track and it is unequivocally considered their best song

she really went through every stage of grief, huh?

I think she invented new stages of grief

@nutmegan17 on tiktoks eating tray hack

By keeping a tray full of no prepare necessary food, in the fridge it can be used to aid neurodivergent or fatigued people.

By putting food like, cheese and crackers, or whatever is a safe food for you personally on the tray, it can be taken easily to the couch or bed to be eaten from whenever you are hungry.

This prevents executive dysfunction or fatigue and any reason preventing you from eating. You need to care of yourself because everyone needs food to stay alive including you.

You deserve to eat even when on a bad brain day and are unable to prepare a meal for yourself.

If not having a full meal doesn’t satisfy you, a snack may even give you the energy to make a full meal afterwards!

I always watched those sci-fi movies where people are super hostile towards AI for no good reason and thought "well, we aren't THAT stupid in real life! Surely people won't be grabbing their torches and pitchforks the moment AI starts becoming more prevalent".

And then AI started getting more prevalent.

i feel compelled to share one of the most out-there takes i've seen on the concept of actual AI and non-human intelligence in general

“there are no living beings with human-level intelligence and self-awareness, but if there were, I would consider them an inferior species“ is sure One Of The Takes of All Time

King

my man was not having a great time

You think that's bad?

good lord his own mother

new ideologies we've been testing internally for release in 2023:

hi everybody! we've had people point out that we already rolled out a preview build of 'astrology girl race science' and would like to assure you that the 2023 release will include brand new features like 'pan-Scorpio nationalism' and 'homestuck themed ethnostate'

Now In Forum Flavor:

Elon Musk: “Comedy is now legal in Twitter.”

The entirety of Twitter:

“My wife left me and I drink a steaming mug of my own piss every morning.”

Elon Musk: “Ok Well You See, It’s Essential For Free Speech™ That You Don’t Bully Me :(”

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he’ll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it’s the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

#this had to be done

The man’s a hero.