-Errico Malatesta, “Program And Organization Of The International Working Men’s Association” (1884)
Everything is going to be about the sad worm in the bug race, and I get it. They're a wonderful little dude who came in last and we feel intense empathy for the pain the worm and their supporters are feeling.
But don't forget about our pal the snail. Historically the slowest of all the creatures in the bug race. The one who is the butt of many a joke about slowness. And the snail came in second? I'm so proud of my homie. You did so good, ily
21 Homemade Chinese Takeout Dishes That Beat the Restaurant Version Chinese takeout dishes are always a treat, aren’t they? But waiting is the hardest part. Or if you don’t live in an area with a great Chinese restaurant, even takeout is out of the question. Instead of waiting for your order to be delivered or going to pick it up, why not learn how to make your favorite Chinese takeout dishes yourself?
“kink belongs at pride” - tired, desiccated, queerphobic discourse
“make the golf course a public sex forest” - thriving, vibrant, moves the conversation forward
IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE
I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR
WE HAVE LOCATED THE UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND IT HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE EQUALLY AS STRANGE AND CHARMING
100 FILMS IN 2015 → Jupiter Ascending (2015) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ “I CREATE LIFE!! …And I destroy it.”
- Here is my feeling about this movie: it is your garbage. It is garbage for you. “Is this how straight dudes feel at the movies all the time????” I hissed SEVERAL times during this movie. “Like someone carefully noted down your early pubescent fantasies and then threw 100 MILLION DOLLARS at them?”
- Top marks go to evil space royal Eddie Redmayne, whose breathy ennui is offset by bouts of mummy’s boy shrieking, all delivered with a “petite-mort” look on his face that suggests he is being fellated by eternity itself.
- Someone on tumblr described it as the novel all girls wrote when they were 14 and frothing with a mix of swelling hormones and fading Disney fantasies, which I have to say is accurate to the point of pain. I mean, gorgeous Russian toilet scrubber finds out she is actually a space princess when a werewolf space marine rescues her from death at the hands of Greys? Pardon me, werewolf ANGEL space marine with a Sad because his wings are gone. And then everything is Alexander McQueen dresses and melodrama and bees, for some reason, and Eddie Redmayne doing his best heroin-addicted Voldemort impression.
- The plot is this: the Wachowskis were given an extraordinary amount of money to make whatever the hell they wanted, and what they wanted to make is exactly what we all, secretly, deep down, want to make: the big-screen adaptation of that Stargate fanfic you wrote when you were fourteen that really went off the rails and began to inhabit its own universe, complete with original characters, wolf-men, and bees. That’s Jupiter Ascending.
Every single one of these reviews is worth reading in full.
what if every Tumblr user suddenly looses their mouse?
J = Next Post K = Previous Post L = Like N = View Notes Space = Show Photo Shift + R = Reblog Shift + E = Add to Queue Z + Tab = Switch Blogs
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
I just reblogged this with the command, shit
Do you know how much this helps people who have trouble with the mouse? (Me, other disabled people) thank you
Yup, I use these when my hands get particularly weak (like now)
Alt + R is the new command to reblog Alt + Q is the new command to queue
this is so sad and cringe i hate nerd culture so much i hate that these people think they have a commonality with being outcasts, social rejects or “others” in the world simply because they like a show about sci fi or whatever. i hate that being a “nerd” is just “how much media can you consume?” i hate that that being a nerd and collecting funko pops and thinking this shit is cool is so common place like people at my office literally talk about superheroes as if they’re real people
People who would have absolutely shoved other dudes into lockers 30 years ago collect funko pops and talk about superheroes today. You're not a nerd if science fiction has become the new sports ball; you are a filthy jock who plays popularity by different game rules.
I absolutely do not follow art tumblrs where every other post is an ask where some user is like "wow your art is so good!!!!!" Like, it's okay once and a while and I don't care about artists answering questions or going deeper into the concepts in their work, obviously. But if your ratio of "omg you're amazing" posts is anywhere near 50/50 with posts of content I'm not following because
1. Your art is obviously good, it's why I and 15k other people are following you. And
2. These posts actually diminish the quality of your art because I have to slog through a lineup of fawning fans in order to see it like I'm at a damn convention. Like we are all on finite time on this earth and your nice drawings don't make up for the time wasted.
Remember when Biden had a very credible sexual assault allegation against him in the Primaries and liberals collectively plugged their ears going "Lalalalalalala Blue No Matter Who, Stop Guns, Save Abortion" and then those situations got exponentially worse under him
Christianstepmoms sounds like a ultra maga with this one
Im a communist you stupid brainless fucking bastard
AH YES clearly we shouldve let trump win instead. Absolute mega brained take today.
I'm going to punch you in the back of the head until you stop moving
WE HAVE A LIVE ONE 💣














