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prettyst4bby
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polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

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cemeterything
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lakevida

internet wiccan tries to harm me with an emoji spell but i narrowly survive bc my phone is too old for updates so i just get black rectangles, easily one of my favorite color and shape combinations

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iero
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carlyraejepsans

fandoms love to go ooooo you have to read this fic it's the most popular fic in the famdom it's a fandom classic and then you read it and it's bad

#kam i will pretend you didnt say that but also i understand the sentiment lmao had this in so many fandoms#i keep bringing this up but when everyone in spn was like omg omg read twist and shout!!!#and then i saw what it was about and i was like uhm. huh?#and then i read the first chapter and i was like im just gonna stop here#there is no way this is the big thing youre all losing your minds about. be real.#txt
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fagpires

one of my favorite things in the whole world that makes me so happy is the behind the name popularity chart which shows the name “mabel” fade into obscurity and then rally in the early 2010’s right after gravity falls came out. it’s so dear to me

her impact

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ratgill
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segretecose

flop blogger is a lifestyle it’s a state of mind it’s not quantifiable it’s got nothing to do with follower count or whatever. give me 50k i’ll still find a way to post about something not a single soul on planet earth cares about

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gerardseyeshadow
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256gb

this gallon of milk is disabled because it has not been linked to a google account! to enable drinking, make sure to visit milk.google.com/activate before the expiration date and click "yes" when prompted for full device administrator permissions

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my aunt got married and didnt tell my mom (her twin sister) OR my grandpa, didnt even mention it and acted like nothing even happened every time she visited my grandpa (after he and my mom had already seen leaked pictures), denied that she changed her last name and when my grandpa finally went "so i saw you got married?" she told him "oh it was just a small circle (it was not. it was like a 500 people wedding here and then a second big one in turkey) and just for the papers so its not that important" while telling her now husband that my grandpa was too ill to attend the wedding. her husband also doesnt even know about my mom btw.

#i swear to god someone get me a book deal the STORIES that i can tell about her#when i tell you shes the evil twin i mean shes the EVIL twin#soph txts#txt