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✝ vampishly ✝

@vampishly / vampishly.tumblr.com

[ Angel ] 32 ✝ Brooklyn, NYC ✝ they/them ✝ nonbinary ✝ queer ✝ able-bodied ✝ chinese-american goth ✝ lolita ✝ gyaru

Chinese posters are on a whole other level

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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

Please tell me this is our timeline

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truly the end goal is not "my close friends aren't annoyed by me and it's all in my head, they're my friends and they love me", it's "sometimes I do annoy my close friends, just as the people I love most will also annoy me sometimes, because this is normal, and we will continue to stay friends, and they're not going to want to immediately cut me out of their life if I do something annoying once in a while"

More places need to start hosting "goth nights" to boost turnout. Goth night at the bowling alley, goth night at the mini golf, goth night on the local public radio station, goth night at the antiques store, the library, oil change, laundromat, tea shop, etc etc. I am correct.

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i wish i was the woman in the bluetooth earbuds whosays Connected and you were the other woman with identical voice and you would say Pairing and we would take turns saying Low battery