I enjoy putting Lestat and Armand at odds too much
South Park S10 E11 :Hell on Earth 2006
Satan: So I want the DJ to set up over here, and then the main dance floor area can be this whole area right here.I want all the servers dressed in skimpy outfits serving all the hors d'oeuvres.
Demon 1: This is getting really expensive.
Satan: Shut up, it's Halloween! This is my night! Then at midnight, for dessert, I'm thinking over here, we bring out a huuuge chocolate fondue fountain.
Male Staffer: Oh yeah, P Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back and he had one of those.
Satan: Oh, screw that, then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P Diddy had one.
Demon 1: [between his teeth] Does it matter?!
Satan: Yes it matters! I don't wanna do it if Diddy did it!
Demon 1: How about a doughnut machine?
Male Staffer: Diddy did do it.
Satan: A full ice cream bar!
Male Staffer: Diddy did it.
Satan: [steps forward in frustration] Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?! [thinks a moment] Wait. I know. [turns right] Yes. It's perfect. At midnight, all the lights go down. The music stops. And then we wheel in... a Ferrari. Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake. And everyone gets a piece.
Male Staffer: Diddy didn't do it.
Demon 1: Satan, really, the logistics of getting a cake the size of a Ferrari made in time-
Satan: [spins around] This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?! [turns around] When everyone sees the Ferrari cake, [makes a fist and says in a low voice] they will shudder and know my greatness!