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Vampire Chronicles/South Park mash up, because they are the two things that make me most happy WARNING: Mature content... I'm sure you understand.
There were many things, as I mention, which Lestat might have said and done. He might have made the experience rich in so many ways. But he did not.

Louis - Interview with the Vampire (Anne Rice)

“No need to tell him what to observe, or what to remember. He always knew such things. Years ago, when I’d done the dark magic on him, I hadn’t had to tell him anything; he had savored the smallest aspects of it all on his own. And later he’d said I’d failed to guide him. Didn’t he know how unnecessary that had always been?” - Lestat, Queen of the Damned (Anne Rice)

Louis expecting a How To Vampire manual.

Philosophy

When I came to Paris, at first it felt like freedom. Finally my world could grow. Then I realized how small that made me. How little I could achieve and how much was already going wrong, how wrong I was. I turned to music not out of passion, but as my form of protest. (Not that I’ve ever done anything without passion.)

I was there with the coffee house philosophers. I argued drunkenly through the night and sobered up in the day, still arguing. Disillusion might have always been an integral part of my world view, joined by the desire to see or feel anything real. Perhaps that was part of the fascinating horror that took hold of me when I was turned, but that wasn’t until later.

For now my faith was dead, with just enough fear remaining to make me ask questions I berated myself for. Sometimes I am asked about the revolution. Which revolution, I could ask in turn? Any thinking mind can never stop revolting.

No, I wasn’t in favour of the monarchy. Shocking, that. If anything, I’ve always been an anarchist.

I don’t care about beauty. There is art and there is  the feeling of something real. Chase that.

Do any of you have thoughts? Talk to me.

If one becomes content with the way their government is run, then that individual is settling for less than they should. There are so many holes and issues and corruption. As imperfect creatures we cannot satisfy everyone and that being said, you can either conform, accept, let them control you, or abandon the whole charade all together, because if no one is showing their government or hierarchy in some way that they are wrong , then they will continue exactly what their doing while everyone follows blindly and ignorantly. If you reach out to enough people whether through speech or lyric and you’re making too much sense, causing to much of a stir, they don't like that. They try  so hard to hold everyone trapped inside their net and keep order over the people who didn't even ask for it. All I can conclude is that revolutions must come, again and again, because though the common people are a majority, we all seemed to continue to get fucked over one way or another, and if we don't react with force and our instilled anger then they will shrug us off like a childish nuisance.

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@vampires-in-south-park requested Lestat and Louis having a good old argument (about how it pains Lestat to see him eat dogs, maybe) and then the bottom sketches have to do with Lestat’s weird animal obsessions during Tale of the Body Thief. There is a line about him wanting to kiss screaming little monkeys so there you go.  I’ll draw is other obsession in that book later. What’s that you say? Old people, of course. Send requests, I’m drawing everyone already in my spare time so gimme things a bit more like what you see above, oho.

You’re art brings me joy!

Lestat is seriously up in Louis’ grill right now haha

How to tell if you’re in an Anne Rice novel

  1. God has abandoned you. You’re fine with it. Really.
  2. You are a supernatural creature, and if not, you are swept up in a passion so otherworldly and consuming you may as well be.
  3. You take huge revelations, shocks, and life changes pretty much in stride and don’t waste time resisting the unknown. The unknown might be a vampire or a new sexual experience or a grand international adventure, but most probably it’s all three.
  4. You are strangely intimate with all your acquaintances and go on for pages about how beautiful they are. If you are male, It will come to light by your own casual admission that you have gone to bed with an older but still handsome and always disarming male friend of the family. You will call it making love. But no homo.
  5. Everyone around you is exchanging needful touches and tender glances like this is a softcore porn novel. Wait, is it?
  6. You swoon, cry, and pine an awful lot.
  7. At some point in the narrative, you will end up in an ornate Catholic church and be filled with a sense of nostalgia and longing and existential angst.
  8. You are really not okay with the apparent fact that God has abandoned you. You secretly hope you are still worthy of His love.
  9. You spend at least 20% of the narrative in New Orleans, probably the Garden District.

OK, so here's the thing. Lou and your best red haired lil friend swap bodies, like Raglan James style kinda thing right? BUT! The only way to get them back to normal is having hot, steamy, passionate sex with one of them. Who would you pick and why?

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Oh, God, that’s truly awful. 

-shudders-

Are we talking vampiric ‘sex’ or mortal intercourse?

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Since it’s hypothetical… Mortal intercourse, yeah. Would that make it harder to answer?

Yes. I have absolutely no attraction to Armand (I assume you meant Armand–Jesse would be bearable) physically, and would never give him the pleasure of making love to him in Louis’ body. 

What are you trying to do to me? There’s absolutely no way in hell to answer this question. 

I think that the soul you are sleeping with would be the dilemma more than the appeal of it, because even after they switch back, even if you were to have sex with Louis in Armand’s body, it would be a kind of lose lose for Armand because the physicality of it happened but it “didn’t happen.”  You know? He could tease you with the factuality of it, but Louis will hold the passionate memories, so in the end who’s really lost out? I would personally think it would be more comfortable even for both you and Louis with said option. Even if you had to close your eyes for it...heh

Or another option that might help ease you could be to inquire Louis about it maybe. What he may prefer.

South Park S1 E10  :Damien

Mr. Mackey: I want you to feel like you can tell me anything. mkay? Uh, being the new kid can be tough, but I'm your friend, mkay?  

Damien: Everybody hates me!  

Mr. Mackey: Well-uh. Why do you suppose that is?  

Damien: Because I'm the son of the Devil?  

Mr. Mackey: Uhuh. That's a good start, why else?  

Damien: Because I... burn them and kill them?  

Mr. Mackey: Well yeah, maybe that's it.

I enjoy putting Lestat and Armand at odds too much

South Park S10 E11 :Hell on Earth 2006

Satan: So I want the DJ to set up over here, and then the main dance floor area can be this whole area right here.I want all the servers dressed in skimpy outfits serving all the hors d'oeuvres.

Demon 1: This is getting really expensive.

Satan: Shut up, it's Halloween! This is my night! Then at midnight, for dessert, I'm thinking over here, we bring out a huuuge chocolate fondue fountain.

Male Staffer: Oh yeah, P Diddy had his birthday party here a couple years back and he had one of those.

Satan: Oh, screw that, then. I don't want a fondue fountain if P Diddy had one.

Demon 1: [between his teeth] Does it matter?!

Satan: Yes it matters! I don't wanna do it if Diddy did it!

Demon 1: How about a doughnut machine?

Satan: Did Diddy do it?                                                    

Male Staffer: Diddy did do it.

Satan: A full ice cream bar!

Male Staffer: Diddy did it.

Satan: [steps forward in frustration] Damnit, what didn't Diddy do?! [thinks a moment] Wait. I know. [turns right] Yes. It's perfect. At midnight, all the lights go down. The music stops. And then we wheel in... a Ferrari. Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake. And everyone gets a piece.

Demon 1: A Ferrari cake?

Male Staffer: Diddy didn't do it.

Demon 1: Satan, really, the logistics of getting a cake the size of a Ferrari made in time-

Satan: [spins around] This party has to be the bomb! Don't you get it?! [turns around] When everyone sees the Ferrari cake, [makes a fist and says in a low voice] they will shudder and know my greatness!

And in another matters.... are you listening a band called Lestat? They play something to dark ambient... electro gothic music(?) I don't know exactly, what kind of music they made, but it souns good, you must try it :)

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I am aware of them! They’re on the book of Face if anyone wants to check them out. They have some merch, too. I even reached out to one of them at one point and they responded pretty fast. They seem like nice vampires and worthy of the name.

Apparently they’ve been around for awhile now:

I believe they asked AR’s permission to use the name, even though they didn’t have to.

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Their old music is great! Late stuff is meh, honestly.

But you guys should check them out :)

  • Armand and Nicolas ~ One Night At The Théâtre

There is my second short comic for the Vampire Chronicles © Anne Rice. Starring Nicolas De Lenfent & Armand. And his ‘beautiful’ playing. Sometimes. To torture someone special. But seriously, I really can imagine Nicki would play terrible on purpose to torture the leader. *giggle*

“Be my muse, friends” The offer is still open! ;)

I finally did my own rendering of Lestat and Louis and hey, it’s in chibi form ^.^ Hope you guys enjoy!

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

Saddam: Oh boy, I'm so excited! Just one more day and we can take over the world. [coaxing] I don't know if I can sleep, if you know what I mean.

Satan: [reading from "Saddam is From Mars, Satan is From Venus"] This book is really interesting. It talks about how people communicate differently. Like, I communicate by wanting you to ask me questions, and you communicate—

Saddam: Hey, that is interesting! Let's fuck!

Satan: Saddam, I'm trying to have a nice conversation with you!