what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

no more bare tits

oh shit a bow

having a moment

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

good morning sluts, back to work

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

we’re gonna be so pretty

wig snatched

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

if I play dead it might goes away

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

Is she single asking for a friend

No❤️

Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.

At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!

How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.

the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples 

I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia 

Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?

Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)

“Excuse me can you bring some extra napkins for me and my 47-month year old child Gkpmnipples”

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important psa

Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful

Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.

“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”

@glumshoe

Capitalism will put the bill on your grave and harass your grieving family until they pay

One of my cousins passed away unexpectedly at the age of 35, and had been paying back a loan from the bank. About two weeks after his death, my great aunt received a statement from the bank (his mail was being delivered to her house) about a late payment. She called the bank and explained the situation and the only thing a manager could say was “Well, that’s unfortunate. We can arrange so payments will resume in 30 days, that should be enough time to have already paid for the other arrangements.”

On top of the unexpected $10,000 funeral, cremation and burial bill, my aunt had to finish paying my uncle’s $5,000 loan. She’s a disabled retiree, on a fixed income, and could barely afford to pay for her insulin for diabetes. She nearly lost her home of more than 40 years. Fuck the system.

She didn’t need to pay. When people die, their debts are not their family’s responsibility.

In fact, it is outright illegal to try and collect those debts from a person who didn’t cosign the loan and isn’t executing the will.

Banks count on people not knowing that last comment so that they can still get money

They really do.

My great-grandmother had her identity stolen before she died at the age of 93, and thousands of charges were racked up on credit cards in her name. After she passed away, they called my mother to try and collect. My mom laughed at them, and told them: “She’s dead, good luck collecting.” The credit card asked my mother, “Don’t you want to clear your grandmother’s debts? Don’t you want to clear her good name?” My mom laughed at them again. “No,” she said. “Because a 90 year old wasn’t watching porn with those credit cards, and her name is fine. Don’t give credit cards to old women likely to pass away soon. This is on you.”

Which is how I learned as a young child to always question collection agents, and to never pay off debts that aren’t your own. They often can’t even collect that money from the estate, if there is one, depending on how you write your will and what kind of account the money was kept in.

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

If a loved one of yours dies and bill collectors (credit cards, loans, etc etc) start calling you off the hook and request that you pay off their debts, tell them in no uncertain terms to go fuck themselves.

The reason being is that the moment you give them a single penny, that debt is now on YOU because you’ve now agreed to pay it off.

Do not agree to pay off their debt. Do not pass go, do not give them $200.

Boosting this to let people know that if any of these greedy little dog-fuckers start harassing them to pay off a relatives debt the correct thing to do is just tell them to piss off and not pay them a single thing

And that there is NOTHING they can do if you do this

Never, ever, EVER pay so much as a single cent on a debt owed by someone who’s passed away. You make even a single payment and that’s considered you accepting responsibility for the debt, and they can then legally expect you to repay the whole thing.

They’re like vampires - they can’t collect unless you let them in. Don’t invite them in.

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN. 

DO NOT EVER PAY OFF DEBTS THAT AREN’T YOUR OWN.

and DON’T consolidate your student loans with your significant other!  if something happens to them you are legally on the hook for that money!

DAMN if that doesn’t sound like a euphemism

Johnny done told him once, that son of a bitch, he’s the best there’s ever been!

this bitch said “,okay,”

Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”

[music note as flashlight turns off]

Shane: “Okay!”

(Spoiler)!!!!!!!

I'm so glad it was Richie. I can't begin to explain how perfect it is that Richie is the one they explored the hidden dirty secret with. BECAUSE Richie is 100% an obviously gay or bisexually coded character in the book. There are SO many lines in the book that I could pick out. Every one talks about Eddie's sexuality BUT Richie's the one who has several lines that just...stick out.

He's got a very prominent crush on Eddie when you read the book. You can tell Richie has some issues with himself in that aspect.

He literally describes liking Beverly in a 'crush' sense because "She's a good guy". And that scene has even more to it.

Richie is the one who pines & I just-

Reddie played out in the EXACT way that I wanted it too. I NEEDED Richie to be the one. Because it's just the way it is.

Like they're both obviously gay coded. But Richie is the one who obviously has those feelings. He's the one who knows about his sexuality.

The distinction between their gay coding is that, Richie knows & is aware. He hides it.

Eddie doesn't. He's clueless.

excuse me...*clears throat*

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.

The losers: u sloppy bitch. ugly motherfucker. ur not valid or funny at all. not scary in the slightest. stupid. big ass forehead. clown clown clown clown clown 🤡🤡🤡

Pennywise:

edit: pennywise cosplay by magicmancosplay on Instagram!

It chapter 2 when I cried ugly tears:

-When Eddie froze up and couldn’t save Richie from the spider head of Stanley

-When Eddie keeps saying we did it after he saves Richie from the deadlights and death and pennywise stabbed him

-When Eddie says I fucked your mom as his last words to Richie

-When Richie says we just gotta get him out of there and save him but Eddie’s already dead

-When the losers reminisce about Eddie in the quarry and turn to Richie who is sobbing

-When Richie is fixing R + E on the bridge

The losers, trying to cheer Richie up after Eddie dies in the sewer: hey, if Eddie were here-

Richie: iF EdDiE wEre hErE

We have to go, come on. Come on, Richie. No- no. Guys, we can still help him! Guys, we can still help him!

Some moments in IT: Chapter Two that fucking SENT me

(Spoilers, of course)

• Bill Denbrough running into the glass three fucking times

• Zombie Patrick Hockstetter driving the car??? Wh-

• Richie trying to make a joke out of just killing a dude but ends up vomitting

• Eddie's "Henry Bowers is in my room :0"

while profusely bleeding from the face and mouth

• Richie and Eddie's reactions to the puppy

• The fact they literally bullied Pennywise to death, I-

• Henry saying "Here's Johnny"

• Pennywise smacking his melon head on the glass repeatedly

• "UuH tHe FoRtUnE cOoKiE's LoOkInG aT mE"

It Chapter 2 Spoilers Without Context

Why’s nobody talking about the closet scene I want to talk about the closet scene lets talk about the closet scene

So do you remember the scene where Eddie and Richie are one by one opening the ‘not so scary’’and ‘very scary’ doors? The first one we all remember very well - the Pomeranian sequence was just too much to forget. But what was hiding behind the ‘very scary’ door is very important character-wise. They opened the door that turned out to be a CLOSET at first, and they were BOTH facing it.

You all know where this is going already and what a closet means in terms of sexuality, but wait, there’s more!

While Reddie are struggling with the doors, Benverly each are facing the biggest and deepest fears of theirs - Beverly is confronted by her bullies, dead father, fountains of blood from the first movie, etc. Ben meanwhile is struggling with not being buried alive - alone and forgotten.

So yeah while Benverly were fighting with their embodied fears, Richie and Eddie the same exact moment were facing A WHOLE ASS OPEN CLOSET which is obviously symbolic and means that both of them are pretty much closeted and one of their biggest fears is coming out.

I rest my case.