my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

me when one of my girlmutuals posts about how they got a little coffee beverage or took a nice walk or started a book they've been meaning to read for a while or otherwise found meaning and joy in simple pleasures

tumblr still blows for a lot of reasons don't get too full of yourselves just bc twitter's having another crisis

Does anyone . Want to hang out

can i come over and act weird in your presence

I love you translator notes I love you translators caring that I fully grasp the meaning of the original text I love you translators adding cultural context and specifics so I can better understand what's going on I love you long rants on why a joke is impossible to translate I love you translators adding their little comments to the scene I love you translators feeling human and involved in the material I love you translating as a form of art I love you little t/n abbreviation

"i'm so glad sfx is more realistic now, i hate old sfx" you don't like goo??? candy coloured blood?? you don't like slime..... :(

my mood

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

blood ritual marriage when

het ppl are rbing this. rb to take blood rituals away from the heteropatriarchy 🖤

blood rituals are for lesbians onlyyy

never let the haters get to you

normalize whistling as a love language

wait oh my god

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

What could be better than this my special pasta treat

like. are white queers even aware that Black queers who aren’t Marsha P. Johnson exist? 

Do they know more Black queers have been born since then? Do they know that people are pretty chill with studs’ masculinity in Black spaces and it’s mostly a casual thing? Do they know that the whole “Black people are homophobic” stereotype is way more complicated and nuanced than they think, and way less accurate than they assume (and also their fault because widespread homophobia is some colonizer bullshit)? 

Do they know intersectionality is an internal experience as well as an external one? Do they know femmes can have short hair and mascs can have long hair without it being gnc because that’s not how Black genders are perceived? Do they know what a gnc Black woman really looks like, or do they just assume all Black women are a little masculine? Do they know visibly queer Black people in the US have to worry about what will happen and how they’ll be perceived when they get pulled over? Do they know my Blackness is a huge part of both my gender and sexuality, and stud was the main term I used for both for a long time? 

Do they know how many Black queers feel excluded from the queer community because white queers don’t care to learn? Do they know how many times we’ve tried to tell them about our cultures and identities just to be ignored? Do they know they’ve stolen almost all of their “gay slang” from Black people and call it ghetto when we do it but cool and trendy when they do it? Do they know we all used butch once, but then they decided Black people couldn’t anymore, then they tried to take stud from us too? Do they care that they have repeatedly tried to gentrify us out of our own language? Do they know not all studs are ok with being grouped in with butches, and some even resent it because butches are always the default and no one talks about studs? 

Do they know anything about us?

(white people can rb but think before you speak)

It’s funny watching people get pissy about the rainbow Pearl Jam shirt. “Grunge is straight.” They were kissing their homies, man. They got on stage with rainbow flags and said, “We hate homophobes.” Grunge has spoken & it’s saying, “All are welcome - ‘cept the bigots.” Fuck you.

NEW GIRL | 4.08 “Teachers”

heheh, don’t mess with christ, kid.

-paulir

Paulie.

The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, May 4, 1905

[id: a paragraph of text from the journal that reads “The Vegetarian Magazine recommends peanuts for sleep-lessness. How could a man retain his dignity with the family, if he sat up in bed at 2:30 a.m. with his nightcap and lingerie on, while the cracking and eating of peanuts re-sounded thru the still watches of the night? No, there is nothing so good for sleeplessness as lying down, shutting up and going to sleep. /end id]