You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

Outsmarted by an orange cat, how embarrassing

I love how the horse approached for the cat to hop in

I NEED YOUR HELP TO SPREAD THIS

This blog in the photo accompaninstuo91 does not have a proper blog. When you click on their blog, an image pops up asking you if you're 18 and if you say yes or no, it directs you to a virus/porn site that isnt on tumblr

The bots are evolving to actively redirect you/ give viruses to you

Please reblog this so you dont fall victim. Do not click follow or try to go onto their blog, instead the only way to report them is to click the little three dots and click report

@staff please stop shit like this

You just had to be there

I think I'm physically unable to explain this post

Holy fuck it’s been a year

There’s still been users still getting their accounts hacked and used by the Ray Bans bot. It is still a threat.

⚠️DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK IF YOU ARE TAGGED IN IT. It’s tagging masses of people in one go and targeting them directly now. Even using trusted users who were once a follower of yours.

APPARENTLY this is still an issue!

I’ve been getting recent reblogs saying more accounts have been hacked this way. Please be safe and DO NOT click that link!

Date this was reblogged and marks it as still an issue: 6/23/2021

I don’t need you to tell me who I am.

AU in which Snape has a potions show a la Gordon Ramsay style

-“You call this a potion, Smith? I wouldn’t even use it to scrub the lavatory.”

-“Abysmal attempt, you’re out.”

-“Hmm…this is… adequate.”

-*looks at subpar potion* “I would’ve preferred it if the cauldron had exploded.”

-*contestant reaches for their wand* *Snape materialises out of thin air* “What the *beep* do you think you’re doing? You *beep* *beep* *beep* dunderhead. *Beep* oxygen thief!”

au in which severus snape and gordon ramsay are in a loving relationship

sometimes a family is two men, their respective TV shows, and their sentient pet cauldron

when they want to make things really spicy, they use polyjuice and swap tv shows for the day

Snape polyjuiced as Ramsay:

“Does this have onions?” ,he asks as he smells the finished product. “Tsk. It does. I hate onions, you’re out.”

Ramsay polyjuiced as Snape:

“Why the *beep* are you adding eyes?” he asked, clearly disgusted.

“The potion asks for eyes, sir.”

“Po-? Ah, yes… Continue.”

*takes phone to text Snape a simple barf (🤢) emoji*

snape as ramasy:

“you call this a restaurant? how like your father you are. lazy, arrogant, incapable of even the simplest fettuccine.”

“i-i’m sorry?”

“he was a swine”

ramsay as snape:

“so you’re just shoving the bezoar down his throat? no finesse? not even chopped or seasoned.”

“he’s going to to die, sir”

“always the excuse, longbottom.”

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

I can't believe I've been using ao3 for years and I'm only just finding out now that is has a dark mode

When life gives you lemons be like “wow this fic is really old”

so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

anyway tag how old you were when you got into fanfiction, and your first fandom, and how long you’ve been stuck in the trenches with all the rest of us

They couldn’t even give Dean a better death? A goddamn spike in the back that was nailed into the post of a barn? Really? That’s what did Dean Winchester in? The greatest hunter of all time?

And then Jack? Where was he? He was apparently just cool with that?

And Sam didn’t even try praying to him either? Sam Winchester… the boy who slaughtered demons and made deals with the literal devil just to save his brother, he couldn’t even be like “Hey, Jack? A little help here?”

And then Castiel was apparently out of the fucking Empty and in heaven, and he already fucking died in order for Dean to live, yet you’re tellin me he didn’t come down and bust through the doors of that barn the second Dean said he was fading fast like, “Nuh uh! Not today, you god damn emotionally constipated asshole! You ain’t dyin like this!”

You mean to tell me that Castiel, Mr. I Love You, himself– didn’t even care? Not even enough to be the VERY FIRST ONE to meet Dean in heaven?

NO. UH UH.

SPN writers, you have done us dirty in the past, but this had to be the most out-of-character any of the boys have ever been, and I just can’t buy any of it.

I’d like my money back please.

I stopped watching supernatural during 14th season I think and thank god I did but Sam just accepting Dean’s death is like slap to face to the entirety of the show and everyone who ever watched it

This is an important message.

I will never NOT reblog this.

As a 25 year old desperately trying to be the very best™ I needed this reminder

This. So much this.

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

This is the greatest post on tumblr

Every time this comes around it gets better