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Welcome to my vampire cringe compilation

@vampire-jester

| Fritz | Bi + Gray Ace | He/Him | 19 | Multi-fandom | Occasionally an artist | Some of my interests: mcr, the band ghost, good omens, vampires/vampire media, and horror movies | Header image is by me |

disgusting that middle school girls googling ‘real powerful magic spells’ will now get glamour and teen vogue articles full of sponsored links to amazon crystals as the top results instead of a homemade website with deadly serious instructions for how to turn yourself into a vampire 

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cannot believe there are people who aren't familiar with the 2002 movie Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. it's not remembered as one of the animated classics of the early 00s because it's so different than other beloved movies - no talking animals, no fantasy settings, limited comedic elements - but my god did it shine in so many other ways. arguably some of the best 2D animation ever created, outstanding soundtrack, an hour and a half of pure anti-imperialism and anti-colonialism in a kid friendly story about horseys.

*rotates him like a rotisserie chicken*

so how about that newsletter huh?

(the original question i referenced is under the cut, as well as versions without the hammock battle net)

they should invent a life that is liveable and a sleep that comes easy and a winter that doesn't feel like decay and a spring that doesn't feel like the past and a head that doesn't hurt and a heart that doesn't sit in your chest like a rock and a body that doesn't hate you and a hometown that doesn't make you lose your mind and a university that won't kill you they should invent a me that is normal I think that would be really neat. ok good night I love you

I now disagree with that post that went something like "to make high schoolers laugh post pandemic you have to kill someone" because when I was clocking out of work today I overheard my coworkers, two high school boys, joking around. One said "hey bro...literally me when im making pizza..." He was in fact making a pizza, that's our job. They both laughed like beavis and butthead and repeated it a few times.