yeS YES YES

This is a lucky post

@clurinurt

Extremely blessed post.

I lose it every fucking time

The Enterprise crew:

It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S  U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances” 

It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….

Airport is a lawless place

i’ve found something better than the d.w. “that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read”

Hundreds of Roman imperial gold coins were found today (7/9/2018) during an excavation in Como, Italy. 

Just like in skyrim

ooo

Wtf how is he so big

he just has a really healthy diet

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Makhmal GoFundMe Update

Guys! So far, we have raised $12! Two lovely patrons donated in the last hour! 

Believe me, my heart filled with joy when I saw the notification. I am so happy and really appreciate the support. 

Please keep sharing and reblogging for Makhmal. Let’s help this precious baby and her mom. <3 

*bart simpson voice* i’m gay and trans, man!

@fumu

@chuckletons

Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

You really have lost control of your life.

I may have gone overboard with this

@koheles

We’re entering a brave new world of memes that require a working knowledge of the history of memes to continue making memes

even the grater lol

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah