Scoobert Doobert

Rb if you can’t wait to do things you would normally do but with your wife

tumblr post: you ever think about how much you love your gf??

me:

I’m going to love you with everything I have

I love all the small moments we share with each other, and how adorable you are when you laugh. I couldn’t imagine talking to anyone else about things so ridiculous, but entertaining. Thank you for being with me. I love you so much.

Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit

Me 30 minutes later:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

miss me with that gay shit??????? no. kiss me with that gay shit

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

stultifyandstupefy:

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

invented beauty

String Lights -c.y.

http://www.handwrittenforher.tumblr.com

Ohhh I get it. Scenes like these are only romantic when it’s not two women. Thanks for the clarification CW.

you know that feeling you get when you compliment a girl when she’s not expecting it, and she gets all shy and looks away and smiles that one cute little smile? that feeling. that’s a good feeling.

treasured mutual: *reblogs something from me*

me: *weeping* Thank You… :’) for the sweet Validation™,, this is the best day of my life

The Milky Way over the Wairarapa on the North Island of New Zealand

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