I went to see Parasite completely blind besides being aware (unavoidably) that there was a hard tonal shift at some point. I saw the poster and stuff, but that was it

the entire time I was bracing myself for it to shift into some sort of alien parasite psychological horror movie, which seems really presumptuous, except I saw Bong Joon-ho's The Host and that movie actually did have a giant monster in it, so I wasn't putting it past him

god the class dynamics in this movie are so stressful already... keeping up this double life while still taking care of your family...... and if that's not bad enough, they're gonna have to deal with The Parasite when it shows up

I better not see yall designing them their own pride flag.

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

Dude, this is the city I was born in. I know exactly which building that is, I HAVE BEEN TO THIS BUILDING, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FROM ABOVE

He only ever texts me when he’s horny

mutuals i am taking you to the beach and bury you in the sand and then leaveing

weee heehee heee im buried!!!!!! :D

the water

this 4kids comp has me fucking crying. idk what's more funny, zoro's animal noises, "you're toast and I'm the toaster," or sonic giving luffy his straw hat

WTF is this person on about

I'm imagining a bunch of sims in their house with like bowls of chips everywhere and each bowls got green stink lines coming off them

Big mood.

The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here

Tim Curry: I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism! [shaky breaths while trying not to smile] sssPACE

The funniest thing about this is that it implies this was the best possible take

Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?

Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.

Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.

This is the time to get creative with it, too, because realistic reports are a Bad idea here (they will get used as “evidence” that gender affirming care is dangerous). We actually want to send all the random, wild shit we can think of!

my final form

yeah. for once, actual random bullshit works.

most times, I advise against sending obviously fake things because they can just filter it. but submitting things that seem plausible, even if they are completely fake, will be used as a reason to actively harm us. because these people don't care whether or not they're telling the truth.

so don't make up believable stories. instead just spam them with copypastas until your email gets blacklisted. then get a new email and spam them again.

yall ever worked in retail

Wizard and vampire cowboys

yes they’re in love

happy womens day to everyones favorite woman

C’mon everyone, let’s solve it!

Happy Valentine’s Day, lovers. Take care of each other and yourselves.