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Noodle Sloot

@vambieglomp

Call me Else. 26 (she/her/they/them). Ace. Full time Lesbrarian, part-time gamer, aspiring "We can never be gods, after all- but we can become something less than human with frightening ease" - N.K.Jemisin

BREAKING NEWS: disabled person finds out for the 1000th time that their disability is indeed disabling

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

at the farmer's market the baby was pointing at the tomatoes and going ba ba ba and signing "on" so my sister was like "how much for just one tomato" and the person at the stall was like "oh he can have one. don't worry about it" and the baby stood there by the stall devouring the tomato like an apple in big messy bites and people kept stopping and going "awwwww" and then "oh man that does look good" and buying a bunch of tomatoes. all natural organic advertising

showed my grandparents my minecraft house and my grandpa goes “can i see your house?“ and i said “yeah,” and he goes “wow, this is a great house this is wonderful! amazing! ginny get over here he’s showing us the house! you know this would go for 3 million in seattle” and i showed my 11 cats to my grandma and she goes “where are the dogs. i want a dog.” and i say. “i don’t have one” and she’s says “you should get a golden retriever” and i said “they don’t have those in minecraft” and she says. “well you should tell them. tell minecraft to put them in. i want them” so i guess im writing an email to mojang

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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread