This is from Batman: Gotham adventures Vol 2 #9. 

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

happy birthday to the only things ever

And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary

Hey.

peter parker is spider-man????

What voice do yall imagine when you read "nice cock!" For me it's the announcer from Mario Golf Toadstool Tour

is this the real life?

is this just fantasy?

vagina hoovers penis

like me with spaghetti

ayo shoutout to the fucked up incredible hat my irl got my for the bday

can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]

you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this

brucie baby? this brucie baby??

brucie baby lore

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

The conversation

i dunno i just think “you should not defend yourself when strangers on the internet are rude to you lest you look Insecure” is a very strange hill to die on and i think it kind of exemplifies how much damage the “whoever cares the least here wins the argument” mindset did. i don’t know why people on this website seem to think “don’t be rude to strangers on the internet just because you think they’re weird” is an unreasonable thing to ask of others

“if you’re going to be weird you shouldn’t be shocked when people call you weird” ok and if you’re going to be a cunt you shouldn’t be shocked when people call you a cunt innit

this is a trap y'all. i have nothing else to do. I'm here, haiku bot.

this is a trap y'all.

i have nothing else to do.

I’m here, haiku bot.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is

you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

yeah ill reblog that