these new bots are NOT OK. Them having actual tumblr names is giving me psychic damage. I feel like curling up in a corner and crying.
yesterday "remainingforefinger" followed me and the fact that this ISN'T a nonbinary autist from Poland who works as a dentist's assistant, but A BOT, makes me want to SCREAM.
Pour one out for this choice bot url
Goths are part and parcel with counterculture movements.
Counterculture movements only occur when the culture has imbalanced itself to favor one group over another.
Ergo, Goths are the cultural canary in the coal mines.
Tweet tweet, motherfuckers.
it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen
friendlytree
eternal classic
weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons
- both were made in a lab
- mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
- both have incredible psychic powers
- kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
- mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
- mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover
a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell
Anonymous asked:
I meant the twink from Sentai….
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
People who aren't familiar with animal behaviour - especially when it comes to wild animals - are surprised and delighted when a wild animal that's usually averse to human contact seems to be completely tame. It's cute! Look at this little buddy, look at how friendly she is! You see pictures like that on the internet sometimes, people snapping photos of themselves and their friends picking up this incredibly sweet and docile beautiful piece of wildlife.
The truth is, that is mortifying. An animal acting unnaturally is always a bad sign. That creature is too sick or delirious to flee from a predator. Depending on what's wrong with that poor thing, their unexpected - well, unanticipated - bite might infect you, too. A creature that can't comprehend, or can't bother to care, that they're in danger is dangerous by default.
I wonder if that would apply to humans interacting with supernatural creatures. Like they emit vibes so bad that humans just fucking bolt at the first hint of it, the aura of Sense Of Impending Doom radiates from them at Demon Core doses, you'd chew your leg off like a trapped animal to escape it.
And then these creatures find a human that is so thorougly depleted of fucks to give that they honestly just don't fucking care anymore. Looking at unfathomable cosmic horrors like "yeah this might as well be happening" and doesn't even flinch at the unfathomable hand reaching to grasp them.
And the entities are like "omg look it's letting me pick it up! it's completely tame!", blisfully unaware that a human being who has reached a point this far beyond fearing death will not hesitate to kill a god.
hey guys, i solved it! optimistic fiction and pessimistic fiction have the same moral value! we’ve done it! we’re free
like, ok
i’ll just pass this on to kurt vonnegut and fuckin…elie wiesel shall i
lmao YES like…whether you’re fourteen and creating characters who explode the preps with their brains or you’re an adult writing existentialist french novels…there are SO many reasons to engage with those ideas and emotions that aren’t “i am a rampaging asshole who hates hope” the way apparently some people assume??
like, it’s even reductive of who is experiencing the (fictional) cruelty. “dreaming of the battlefield” in dark fiction is just as likely (or more likely??) to mean “processing feelings of despair by imagining MYSELF as a cursed foot solider in an unending war” as it is “processing feelings of helplessness by imagining myself as powerful and unaffected by emotion”
or like. “hey guys, i actually WAS a cursed foot soldier in an unending war and it sucked shit.” if those guys are pessimists, fine, they earned it
someone you order from on ebay or whatever putting a handwritten note with the item for no reason at all except to sincerely say thank you and hope it arrived safely
good GOD when they do that and also include additional stuff like stickers or candy or another random item you did not order but they assumed you’d like “just because”…..
gudaho
When they have tiny doodles on the notes or box
Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.
"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes
What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god
Nobody reblogs anymore. The posts used to float along on a current of sharing, each reblog bringing it to multiple fresh eyes.
But now those eyes do not reblog, they do not share. They let posts dies, a simple like marking its grave where they stopped it.
Ok but like why are they trying so hard to get ppl in the office
my thoughts on why they want everyone back to the office:
- the companies don't want to give up their valuable office real estate assets and need to justify keeping them.
- they have to justify the existence of a lot of middle management people who are otherwise useless.
- more control and surveillance over their employees.
- people working from home and having more work/life balance and time with loved ones is dangerous to the corporate status quo. they don't want you thinking too much or realizing life is more than just mindlessly working in order to buy things.
Utterly obsessed with the implication here being that workers aren't going back to the office because they'd rather work in a living room and not because they just don't want to be in the officd
ok there. are you guys happy now
can you take away the homestuck blood actually. thanks.
Could you also remove the danganronpa blood please. Much appreciated.
sure.
op could you add homestuck blood to the amogus body please?
these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.
these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions
Thank the Lord someone understands