June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day
happy birthday to the only things ever
And love händel reunion day and Linda and Lawrence’s anniversary
Hey.
I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry
this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed
peter parker is spider-man????
What voice do yall imagine when you read "nice cock!" For me it's the announcer from Mario Golf Toadstool Tour
is this the real life?
is this just fantasy?
vagina hoovers penis
like me with spaghetti
ayo shoutout to the fucked up incredible hat my irl got my for the bday
can he sit on your dash for a minute?? he'll be very polite :]
you have to start to scroll away and then come back and reblog this
Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like "WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN'S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME" and my coworker was like "Why do you talk like that"
Who the fuck is Jon Sims
i dunno i just think “you should not defend yourself when strangers on the internet are rude to you lest you look Insecure” is a very strange hill to die on and i think it kind of exemplifies how much damage the “whoever cares the least here wins the argument” mindset did. i don’t know why people on this website seem to think “don’t be rude to strangers on the internet just because you think they’re weird” is an unreasonable thing to ask of others
“if you’re going to be weird you shouldn’t be shocked when people call you weird” ok and if you’re going to be a cunt you shouldn’t be shocked when people call you a cunt innit
this is a trap y'all. i have nothing else to do. I'm here, haiku bot.
this is a trap y'all.
i have nothing else to do.
I’m here, haiku bot.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes
The fucking worst is that as I get older i completly understand the interest to catch up an unreasonable long time because turns out adults just dont get enough time to hang with friends, so catch up next to the Aldi cheese aisle it is
you can see the increasing age of tumblr users, these posts are like tree rings.
Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity
this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up
yeah ill reblog that













