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@valquita / valquita.tumblr.com

V | 21 | queer | art student | my url is a reference to an endangered dolphin species and also my name
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i hate making decisions because i will always keep wondering if i made the right one or not

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sixpenceee

These swimming pools with black tiles are my aesthetic. 

Make the black tiles out of that black material that absorbs all light and swim over the void.

Fun fact about Vantablack- Because it absorbs all light, it heats up very fast. If exposed to direct sunlight, it takes in all the UV and heat and contains them, and can reach heats well over 212°F, the boiling point of water. So if you did coat the pool in that material, the water would boil as soon as the sun touched it, killing everyone swimming in it.

But that’s not all. The flash boiling of an entire pool of chlorinated water would release the chlorine as gas, which would kill everyone within a 200ft radius of the pool. And it doesn’t end there.

The release of chlorine gas combined with the heat of the black tiles would be more than sufficient to fuse the boiled hydrogen ions with the chlorine, creating an explosive reaction with the nitrogen in the air. So shortly after everyone in the pool boils and everyone around the pool dies of chlorine gas poisoning, the region would explode with the force of a small atomic bomb (8kt for a pool like those pictured above), leveling about 50 city blocks.

You’d think that would be bad enough, but get this-

Such chemical explosions expel gamma rays. Gamma rays ionize hematite, which is the mineral from which the black material mentioned is made. This creates Scopohyoscpnol, a compound known as “The Zombie Drug” because it essentially erases the brain and induces cannibalistic tendencies in its victim. It can be transmitted through saliva, infecting all who are bitten within hours.

So basically, if you did have Vantablack tiles in your pool, you would boil your friends, poison your neighbors, nuke your city, and condemn the globe to a zombie plague. But to be fair, it would look pretty cool.

This is really well-done. I skipped over the username and kept believing even as it got ridiculous.

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Y’all will cry “cultural appropriation” for white women twerking but want to joke about how cool ~the aesthetics~ are of a religion you hate.

No, fuck you, you’re not allowed to like the ~aesthetics~ unless you’re Catholic yourself or if you actually can learn to respect Catholicism.

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powerburial

im getting catholic dreads

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haintxblue

I've been appropriating Catholicism for years

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kaijutegu

please appropriate catholicism, it pretty much appropriated everything it touched

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valquita

i was raised catholic and went to catholic school for six years. i hereby give every single person permission to appropriate whatever the fuck they want from catholicism

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Y’all will cry “cultural appropriation” for white women twerking but want to joke about how cool ~the aesthetics~ are of a religion you hate.

No, fuck you, you’re not allowed to like the ~aesthetics~ unless you’re Catholic yourself or if you actually can learn to respect Catholicism.

This post slaps

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powerburial

im getting catholic dreads

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haintxblue

I've been appropriating Catholicism for years

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kaijutegu

please appropriate catholicism, it pretty much appropriated everything it touched

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criston-cole

they really gave us a female lead in a star wars movie & made her kind and good and angry and powerful and complex & then spent the next 2 movies revolving almost her entire storyline around a white male war criminal who abused her, abused her friends, abused her family. all the while validating all the people who romanticized gaslighting and torture. for fan service lmao 

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lofijazz

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emoji spell for jeff bezos to be visted by three ghosts on christmas eve night

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This except the third ghost actually straight up drags him to hell