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A Time to be So Small

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Blog of fairy tales, fun, nature, adventure and beauty

Good morning!

It is so humid and sticky, it's impossible. But my desk is the only oasis of cool with the box fan I've got running beside it. I hope things aren't too busy so I just...live here. All summer.

“ao3 should have an algorithm” ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

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Farmers! Protect your crops by using 'Binks Patent Futurist Scarecrow.' Specially designed by an eminent cubist. No bird has ever been known to go within three fields of it. art: Charles Harrison, Punch, July 1918

Short Round surprises Dr. Jones!

[Ke Huy Quan surprises Harrison Ford at the Hollywood premiere of “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” - Disney/Lucasfilm - 6/14/23]

I’m not crying I swear…🥹😭
— DeckardsDwelling

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

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But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone

Good morning!

Juggling too many tasks as usual.

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

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