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Under that Old Apple Tree a Ringwraith sleeps

@valkeakuulas / valkeakuulas.tumblr.com

Level Up: Over 30 | she/her | NSFW content. A mess of a blog with transformers, LOTR, anime & manga, Star Wars stuff and occasionally fics by yours truly and some other things that amuse me. Roleplay tag is 'valkeakuulas RP'; I advice you to block it, if you don't want to see them.

Hello, I am Kuulas

I came here for the sentient gay robots fighting against each other in a millennium long war, when the nipples were free and gifs ran wild in reactions, when one could actually change the content of another person’s post freely and asks could not be reblogged.

It’s been a wild decade so far.

During that time some things have changed and some things have not. Old things have gotten new names, both good and bad. Have seen the rise and falls of fandoms, ship wars and SUPERWHOLOCK, witnessed the porn ban migration and how Tumblr has cost different companies several millions of dollars.

In this blog you’ll find transformers from various ‘verses, Star Wars stuff (TCW mostly), LOTR and some other things that amuse me. I occasionally write fics based on some of these fandoms but grammar is my enemy. 

My pfp is a crotch shot of a transformer wearing a garter (check out the tag ‘Axe’ or ‘kuuma kirvesmies’ and you’ll find rest of him.)

My blog is LGBTQIA+ friendly. Now and always.

This is my corner in this dumpster fire and it’s my cozy place. This cozy place is definitely NSFW and has been from the very beginning. If there’s something in my content that you do not like, feel free to block me. Curate your own Tumblr experience but please leave mine to me. 

I’ve been here for ten years and will be here for another ten years, if possible.  

I follow a couple of Finns and I have to say:

Finnish has so many umlauts.

“Älä rääkkåä sitä kääkkää”

“No en mä rääkkääkään”

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“Yötyötä yötä myöden”

“Ääliö älä lyö, ööliä läikkyy”

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Hääyöaie

Äärimmäisen mäkättävä kääkkä häärää

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Äijä ääpättömästi ärräpäitä yömyöhällä mölöämässä

Oon ylitsepääsemättömän ylpeä meidän suomitumpusta.

Listen. I'm just putting this out there. Don't leave.

I am scrounging around the internet to try and find something that is, to speak, 'up my alley.' My alley is VERY specific.

SO MIGHT I PROPOSE:

Mace Windu and Plo Koon as a couple.

i just-

the DYNAMIC.

This may be the sole reason that I get into drawing fanart of them.

I want to fuel this flame. Just think of the dynamic.

JUST THINK OF THE WARMNESS AND COZINESS WHEN THEY'RE TOGETHER BECAUSE MACE IS ALWAYS SO STRESSED AND-

Hey how funny would it be if in IDW, before Megatron did his whole surrender thing, he just straight up erased the DJD's List. Like Tarn wakes up one day and it's just completely empty. He snacks the datapad a few times, tries to check another one, and is absolutely going nuts that he can't reach it. And when he comme Megatron for the umptillionth time, Megs just says "You've helped the Decepticon cause so much, Tarn, and served me well. You and your team have been elected for broader horizons, and so I bestow upon you a new path." All the fancy sugarcoating shit.