obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

Want to hump someone's thigh and drool around some fingers and being made to edge and edge and edge while being told what a good little puppy I am until they force me to cum in my underwear and punish me for it by fucking me into oversensitivity. Pretty please. Even better if they cum inside and force me not to spill it so I don't make a mess on their lap.

pouting bc I'm not being stretched around a cock rn 😒🙄

honestly: watching netflix together, you’re naked on my lap, shamefully exposed, while I’m fully clothed, I lazily suck on your neck, kiss your shoulders and tease your ear with my teeth. One of my arms is wrapped around your waist to keep you in place, my other hand is busy between your legs but only with very slow, soft motions, not nearly enough to get you where you want to be. Every once in a while I speed it up and start whispering dirty words right into your ear in between some harder bites - and then I stop, whenever you’re almost, almost there

now imagine getting played like this for two or three episodes… or more

I think,,,, boys should eat pussy on their knees a lil more often

laying me across your lap and playing with my cunt, but only if i stay entirely quiet. fucking me so fast and deep that all i can do to handle the intensity of the feeling is grab the sheets and writhe, my eyes crossing and my tongue lolling out of my mouth, fucked entirely stupid

if i make a single squeak, whine, or moan, your hand goes still, and you slap my cunt to shut me up, before you start fucking me again

fuck me until my hole is aching and dripping with cum and lube, and my brain is so empty all i can do is wordlessly gasp

Hey if you put just about anything into my mouth and slowly move it in and out it’s like an off button for my brain ✨✨

One of my favourite things to think about is getting to crawl around in my owner's sweater with a pretty collar on, waiting patiently for them to call me over to service them like a good puppy, mouth open and ready and drooling for their cunt or cock

Getting to watch them jerk off from my dog bed, humping and grinding against it needily while they get themselves off, either by themselves or by using my mouth without giving me anything but a few murmured praises

I want to be pinned down and mounted like a bitch in heat, fucked stupid wherever I'm found, and left dripping and sloppy and cock-drunk from how ruined I am.

I want to be sat down and used as a cockwarmer, either with my mouth or cunt, while they busy themselves with work or reading or napping

I want to be someone's needy messy desperate puppy

You’re mine, kid.

Just a taste, punk.

Come here, boy.

Owned.

Always the best way to say hello!

Obedient pup.

♥️♥️♥️♥️

Eager pup’s ready for his treat.

Dad’s mad.

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