Kult of Woods

Happy birthday…. To me

Me alegra el día que cosas así pasen.

Snakes

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Hay uno que no se mata

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

Ho Malone

If I was JFK I would have just dodged the bullet

If I was JFK I would have made shooting me illegal

It was illegal to kill in the 1960s as well.

wrong.

If i was JFK i would just die. I dont care. Im messed up

If I was JFK I’d shoot myself seconds before the assassin to make him look silly

If I was JFK I’d drink a monster zero ultra so I don’t fall asleep when Jackie phat ass out like that 

If I was JFK I wouldn’t have fucked up the quicktime event.

If I was JFK my Stand would’ve just caught the bullet.

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

dan and dave destroying their careers like

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Lena Headey as Mama in Dredd (2012)

869 Personas disfrutaron de este bello amanecer de Notre Dame

Both die,bitch