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Vale_Wright67

@valewright67

Pronouns vary, they/them is a safe bet unless told otherwise, 19 years old - Almost entirely SDS/NNT content - Home of Mama Mel - Ao3 user: ValeWright67 Instagram: valewright67

Also I just discovered that the trailer for a Seven Deadly Sins movie uses a piece of music that I associate with Supernatural

So that was. Uh. An experience.

OK SO

In the grudge of Edinburgh trailer, for the first one? I'm watching it and listening to the music and I'm like "Now wait a damn minute!" Because, my friend, I'm that one nerd that likes to listen to orchestras. A lot. To the point I begin to recognize them.

AND MY FRIEND

THE SONG PLAYING

WAS THE TITLE SONG TO MY FAVORITE ALBUM FROM MY FAVORITE ORCHESTRA

It was Archangel, from the album Archangel, from Two Steps From Hell.

AND I JUST REALLY FEEL THAT, LIKE.

THE TRAILER MUSIC FOR A MOVIE ABOUT THE NEPHILLIM SON OF A GODDESS AND A DEMON IS KIND OF RIDICULOUSLY APPROPRIATE

WHEN THE SONG IS CALLED ARCHANGEL

AND THE ORCHESTRA IS TWO STEPS FROM HELL

THAT WAS DONE ON FUCKING PURPOSE

Question do you still do nnt?

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I do, yes. I just haven't had much time to indulge lately between college, work, and the bare minimum of a social life I do my best to schedule in, haha.

A mark on your forehead identifies the god you must worship to stay alive, usually by joining its local church or temple. Your mark is unknown, meaning an old, forgotten god sponsored you. To survive, you must either find an old temple to worship at, or do the arduous task of building a new one

Nobody in your small coastal village has ever seen the Godmark that you were born with. It’s a dark russet sequence of criss-crossing lines, with a vertical arrowhead on the left and a circle on the right, just over where your brow meets your temple. Some of the traders who come down from the mountain say it looks like one of the scripts used in the hinterlands, but not a language that any of them recognize.

“If she’s got the temperament for it, she should try her luck inland,” they advise. “No point her starting a temple here if she’d find her people elsewhere, with a little searching.”

At first, your parents are reluctant to send you away. Though you’re well-behaved and diligent in your chores, you’re a sickly child with no God to worship. And besides, you’ve always been the dreamy type–inclined to lose track of time watching the path of rain droplets chasing down the window, or the fronds of an anemone as it sways in a rock pool.

Instead, they send you to the temple of the Storm to learn all you’ll need for your own God. You are happy there, for a time: making up beds and serving food to the castaways who pass through, keeping vigil at the lighthouse, burning incense and praying with the loyal widows and orphans of the drowned.

One such widow, an old, old lady, touches the mark on your forehead. “I recognise those letters. We wrote this way in the town where I grew up, way off past the mountains.”

Your heartbeat quickens. “What does it say!?”

She squints, eyes engulfed by wrinkles and hidden behind smudged glass. “A… Ar… Oh, I can’t remember how to speak it. I left before I learnt my letters properly. There was a war, you know. But I remember,” she says, mistily, “the most beautiful pink and white flowers used to grow, on the borders of the wheat fields…”

You try to ask more questions, but remembering the war distresses her, and so you speak of other things. When she’s drifted off to sleep, you get to your feet, go home and tell your parents: you are leaving in search of your God.

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hey do you guys know about the uncomfortably horny BDSM song cut from Disney’s Aladdin

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no but I wanna

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it’s called “Humiliate The Boy” and it’s just line after line of Jafar making it Weird™️

including the very real lyrics “oh, we’ll emasculate him slowly/all the better to enjoy/how delicious to humiliate the boy”

Disney why

Disney I can’t kinkshame fast enough to keep up with this shit

after learning Ursula’s character design was based on a (truly splendid) drag queen, I just sort of got lazy with assuming she would always be the most salacious disney villain. 

but apparently Jafar is a dom with a thing for twinks & humiliation play so what do i know

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I don’t think I’d call Ursula especially salacious–she makes jokes implying that men only want sex, and she moves like a theatre major at the grocery store with their friends, but I wouldn’t describe her as horny.

I guess Frollo has a whole song about how horny he is, and both Gaston and Jafar also have “marry the heroine but in an evil way” as motives. 

Ursula is comfortable in her sexuality. Frollo is horny on main but trying to deny it. Gaston and, apparently, Jafar are horny period, with Gaston being mysoginistc and Jafar having a humiliation kink

Oh dear

ok someone do an alignment chart

I made an alignment chart because I needed something to occupy my time. no one but frollo is on the “conflicted” bar because no other disney villain is anything but 100% comfortable with their sexuality and that’s that about that. gaston is evilly sexy, not evilly horny, because the only person gaston is horny for is gaston.

also, did we NOT already know jafar was kinky? was the slave girl outfit and hypnokink not a huge giveaway?

I love tumblr coz where else would I read a serious analysis of Disney villains in terms of them being sexy/kinky/horny while listening to a very disturbing kinky Jafar song

someone replace “but conflicted” with “but a creep” and add scar and hades

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Perfect

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

Ah yes, the celebrities of Tumblr:

 • Vaguely Eldritch Pink Goop

 • The Dream Person (that has a tiny pan and a huge dog)

 • Knockoff Kid’s Toy That Threatens Everyone

 • Jeff Who Is Funny No Matter What He Says

 • Firefox

 • OSHA

 • A Famous And Respected Author For Some Fucking Reason

 • The Young Version Of The Mentor Of A Movie Adaptation Of A Doctor Seuss Book

 • A depressed skeleton from a very meta indie RPG 

i’m flattered

@badjokesbyjeff, @one-time-i-dreamt, and @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, I think they might be talking about y'all.

I think I’m Jeff who is funny no matter what he says

redraw of the one meme, file lovingly named escalinmeme.png

idea courtesy of @annfirestar <333

Ahahaha

Merlin: Escanor, lay down in this spell circle, I want to experiment on you
Escanor: Yes Ma'am, of course ma'am.
King: Really? Really, you're not going to question that at all? You could die! It's MERLIN!
Escanor: Then I would die satisfied I helped her pursue knowledge.
Ban: Fucking Simp.

Meliodas would introduce his baby boy going 'I helped make this!!!'

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What’s funny is with Tristan being older now and looking older than Meliodas I can totally see people mistaking him for Meliodas’s big brother. Tristan would interrupt and correct them like “oh no, this isn’t my little brother….this is my dad.” while Meliodas grins like an idiot and reaches out his hand to introduce himself saying, “hey there! how do you do? I made that.” as he points to Tristan who violently blushes and shouts at Meliodas like ,”P-PAPA SHUT UP!”

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I don't know the artist, but I had this saved in my gallery, and immediately thought of it, so here yall go

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Tbh I still don’t like a good majority of their outfits but at least Tristan and Nasiens are good

I just want to speak if I may....BUT....

Why the fuck is Gawain dress like a mini Merlin???? I'm alittle concerned....

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Same wtf

I like the Tristan platoon outfit except for Isolde

Like, girly?? Put on some shorts?? Even booty shorts would be fine, you just look ridiculous with your crotch being the ONLY thing uncovered.

Those thigh highs would make beautiful leggings with that top too

Come on.

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HONESTLY HOWS SHE SO COMFORTABLE LETTING HER CROTCH BE EXPOSED AND HANG OUT LIKE THAT

And it doesn't even look intentional??

Like, sure, Diane had something like that, but it was a leotard! Not just-

"I'm wearing a shirt but no pants."

AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK ON PURPOSE???

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LOL SHE FORGOT PANTS EXISTED AND JUST SAID FUCK IT

And the shirts too small but also correct??

WHAT BUTTON UP SHIRT STAYS IN LINE OVER YOUR BOOBS, WOMAN, SHARE WITH ME, PLEASE??

But also it's way to narrow at her hips?

I just-

Aye...

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It would look cute with pants but we can't have nice things-

Yknow what?

THERE

I FIXED IT

TAKE YOUR PICK

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Tbh I still don’t like a good majority of their outfits but at least Tristan and Nasiens are good

I just want to speak if I may....BUT....

Why the fuck is Gawain dress like a mini Merlin???? I'm alittle concerned....

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Same wtf

I like the Tristan platoon outfit except for Isolde

Like, girly?? Put on some shorts?? Even booty shorts would be fine, you just look ridiculous with your crotch being the ONLY thing uncovered.

Those thigh highs would make beautiful leggings with that top too

Come on.

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HONESTLY HOWS SHE SO COMFORTABLE LETTING HER CROTCH BE EXPOSED AND HANG OUT LIKE THAT

And it doesn't even look intentional??

Like, sure, Diane had something like that, but it was a leotard! Not just-

"I'm wearing a shirt but no pants."

AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK ON PURPOSE???

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LOL SHE FORGOT PANTS EXISTED AND JUST SAID FUCK IT

And the shirts too small but also correct??

WHAT BUTTON UP SHIRT STAYS IN LINE OVER YOUR BOOBS, WOMAN, SHARE WITH ME, PLEASE??

But also it's way to narrow at her hips?

I just-

Aye...

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It would look cute with pants but we can't have nice things-

It would look so cute if she was wearing leggings instead of thigh highs? OR EVEN BOOTY SHORTS LIKE I SAID EARLIER

Yknow what??

THERE. I FIXED IT.

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Tbh I still don’t like a good majority of their outfits but at least Tristan and Nasiens are good

I just want to speak if I may....BUT....

Why the fuck is Gawain dress like a mini Merlin???? I'm alittle concerned....

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Same wtf

I like the Tristan platoon outfit except for Isolde

Like, girly?? Put on some shorts?? Even booty shorts would be fine, you just look ridiculous with your crotch being the ONLY thing uncovered.

Those thigh highs would make beautiful leggings with that top too

Come on.

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HONESTLY HOWS SHE SO COMFORTABLE LETTING HER CROTCH BE EXPOSED AND HANG OUT LIKE THAT

And it doesn't even look intentional??

Like, sure, Diane had something like that, but it was a leotard! Not just-

"I'm wearing a shirt but no pants."

AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK ON PURPOSE???

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LOL SHE FORGOT PANTS EXISTED AND JUST SAID FUCK IT

And the shirts too small but also correct??

WHAT BUTTON UP SHIRT STAYS IN LINE OVER YOUR BOOBS, WOMAN, SHARE WITH ME, PLEASE??

But also it's way to narrow at her hips?

I just-

Aye...

Avatar

Tbh I still don’t like a good majority of their outfits but at least Tristan and Nasiens are good

I just want to speak if I may....BUT....

Why the fuck is Gawain dress like a mini Merlin???? I'm alittle concerned....

Avatar

Same wtf

I like the Tristan platoon outfit except for Isolde

Like, girly?? Put on some shorts?? Even booty shorts would be fine, you just look ridiculous with your crotch being the ONLY thing uncovered.

Those thigh highs would make beautiful leggings with that top too

Come on.

Avatar

HONESTLY HOWS SHE SO COMFORTABLE LETTING HER CROTCH BE EXPOSED AND HANG OUT LIKE THAT

And it doesn't even look intentional??

Like, sure, Diane had something like that, but it was a leotard! Not just-

"I'm wearing a shirt but no pants."

AT LEAST MAKE IT LOOK ON PURPOSE???

Avatar

Tbh I still don’t like a good majority of their outfits but at least Tristan and Nasiens are good

I just want to speak if I may....BUT....

Why the fuck is Gawain dress like a mini Merlin???? I'm alittle concerned....

Avatar

Same wtf

I like the Tristan platoon outfit except for Isolde

Like, girly?? Put on some shorts?? Even booty shorts would be fine, you just look ridiculous with your crotch being the ONLY thing uncovered.

Those thigh highs would make beautiful leggings with that top too

Come on.

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im 100% of the opinion that once your service or product becomes something you cannot reasonably go through life without, it should be free.

if you have to make people work, and they need a computer and a cellphone with internet to even get a job, then those should be free and it shouldn't be shitty ones either.

people have to have shelter. housing, heat, water, and electricity are all needed for daily life here, it should be fucking free because there's no reason to have people die to exposure in a 'developed' country.

food should be free. why do we not provide food to the hungry? we throw out hundreds of thousands of pounds of it every year.

This applies to the unique needs of disabled people as well.

If you need glasses, or a wheelchair, or medication, or therapy for mental health, or support from a caregiver, or renovations to make your home accessible, or any other number of things that you as a disabled person need to function, they should be free, no questions asked.

"But if everything was free, nobody would be motivated to work or create!"

Points at AO3

Points at the hundreds and hundreds of volunteers in a thousand different fields

Points at people in fields where they get paid jack shit, and COULD get a higher paying job, but choose to stay to help people

Points at community gardens and the people who tend to them.

DO YOU SEE MY POINT?

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

Arepo built a temple in his field, a humble thing, some stones stacked up to make a cairn, and two days later a god moved in.

“Hope you’re a harvest god,” Arepo said, and set up an altar and burnt two stalks of wheat. “It’d be nice, you know.” He looked down at the ash smeared on the stone, the rocks all laid askew, and coughed and scratched his head. “I know it’s not much,” he said, his straw hat in his hands. “But - I’ll do what I can. It’d be nice to think there’s a god looking after me.”

The next day he left a pair of figs, the day after that he spent ten minutes of his morning seated by the temple in prayer. On the third day, the god spoke up.

“You should go to a temple in the city,” the god said. Its voice was like the rustling of the wheat, like the squeaks of fieldmice running through the grass. “A real temple. A good one. Get some real gods to bless you. I’m no one much myself, but I might be able to put in a good word?” It plucked a leaf from a tree and sighed. “I mean, not to be rude. I like this temple. It’s cozy enough. The worship’s been nice. But you can’t honestly believe that any of this is going to bring you anything.”

“This is more than I was expecting when I built it,” Arepo said, laying down his scythe and lowering himself to the ground. “Tell me, what sort of god are you anyway?”

“I’m of the fallen leaves,” it said. “The worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth. I’m a god of a dozen different nothings, scraps that lead to rot, momentary glimpses. A change in the air, and then it’s gone.”

The god heaved another sigh. “There’s no point in worship in that, not like War, or the Harvest, or the Storm. Save your prayers for the things beyond your control, good farmer. You’re so tiny in the world. So vulnerable. Best to pray to a greater thing than me.”

Arepo plucked a stalk of wheat and flattened it between his teeth. “I like this sort of worship fine,” he said. “So if you don’t mind, I think I’ll continue.”

“Do what you will,” said the god, and withdrew deeper into the stones. “But don’t say I never warned you otherwise.”

Arepo would say a prayer before the morning’s work, and he and the god contemplated the trees in silence. Days passed like that, and weeks, and then the Storm rolled in, black and bold and blustering. It flooded Arepo’s fields, shook the tiles from his roof, smote his olive tree and set it to cinder. The next day, Arepo and his sons walked among the wheat, salvaging what they could. The little temple had been strewn across the field, and so when the work was done for the day, Arepo gathered the stones and pieced them back together.

“Useless work,” the god whispered, but came creeping back inside the temple regardless. “There wasn’t a thing I could do to spare you this.”

“We’ll be fine,” Arepo said. “The storm’s blown over. We’ll rebuild. Don’t have much of an offering for today,” he said, and laid down some ruined wheat, “but I think I’ll shore up this thing’s foundations tomorrow, how about that?” 

The god rattled around in the temple and sighed.

A year passed, and then another. The temple had layered walls of stones, a roof of woven twigs. Arepo’s neighbors chuckled as they passed it. Some of their children left fruit and flowers. And then the Harvest failed, the gods withdrew their bounty. In Arepo’s field the wheat sprouted thin and brittle. People wailed and tore their robes, slaughtered lambs and spilled their blood, looked upon the ground with haunted eyes and went to bed hungry. Arepo came and sat by the temple, the flowers wilted now, the fruit shriveled nubs, Arepo’s ribs showing through his chest, his hands still shaking, and murmured out a prayer. 

“There is nothing here for you,” said the god, hudding in the dark. “There is nothing I can do. There is nothing to be done.” It shivered, and spat out its words. “What is this temple but another burden to you?”

“We -” Arepo said, and his voice wavered. “So it’s a lean year,” he said. “We’ve gone through this before, we’ll get through this again. So we’re hungry,” he said. “We’ve still got each other, don’t we? And a lot of people prayed to other gods, but it didn’t protect them from this. No,” he said, and shook his head, and laid down some shriveled weeds on the altar. “No, I think I like our arrangement fine.”

“There will come worse,” said the god, from the hollows of the stone. “And there will be nothing I can do to save you.”

The years passed. Arepo rested a wrinkled hand upon the temple of stone and some days spent an hour there, lost in contemplation with the god.

And one fateful day, from across the wine-dark seas, came War.

Arepo came stumbling to his temple now, his hand pressed against his gut, anointing the holy site with his blood. Behind him, his wheat fields burned, and the bones burned black in them. He came crawling on his knees to a temple of hewed stone, and the god rushed out to meet him.

“I could not save them,” said the god, its voice a low wail. “I am sorry. I am sorry. I am so so sorry.” The leaves fell burning from the trees, a soft slow rain of ash. “I have done nothing! All these years, and I have done nothing for you!”

“Shush,” Arepo said, tasting his own blood, his vision blurring. He propped himself up against the temple, forehead pressed against the stone in prayer. “Tell me,” he mumbled. “Tell me again. What sort of god are you?”

“I -” said the god, and reached out, cradling Arepo’s head, and closed its eyes and spoke.

“I’m of the fallen leaves,” it said, and conjured up the image of them. “The worms that churn beneath the earth. The boundary of forest and of field. The first hint of frost before the first snow falls. The skin of an apple as it yields beneath your teeth.” Arepo’s lips parted in a smile.

“I am the god of a dozen different nothings,” it said. “The petals in bloom that lead to rot, the momentary glimpses. A change in the air -” Its voice broke, and it wept. “Before it’s gone.”

“Beautiful,” Arepo said, his blood staining the stones, seeping into the earth. “All of them. They were all so beautiful.”

And as the fields burned and the smoke blotted out the sun, as men were trodden in the press and bloody War raged on, as the heavens let loose their wrath upon the earth, Arepo the sower lay down in his humble temple, his head sheltered by the stones, and returned home to his god.

Sora found the temple with the bones within it, the roof falling in upon them.

“Oh, poor god,” she said, “With no-one to bury your last priest.” Then she paused, because she was from far away. “Or is this how the dead are honored here?” The god roused from its contemplation.

“His name was Arepo,” it said, “He was a sower.”

Sora startled, a little, because she had never before heard the voice of a god. “How can I honor him?” She asked.

“Bury him,” the god said, “Beneath my altar.”

“All right,” Sora said, and went to fetch her shovel.

“Wait,” the god said when she got back and began collecting the bones from among the broken twigs and fallen leaves. She laid them out on a roll of undyed wool, the only cloth she had. “Wait,” the god said, “I cannot do anything for you. I am not a god of anything useful.”

Sora sat back on her heels and looked at the altar to listen to the god.

“When the Storm came and destroyed his wheat, I could not save it,” the god said, “When the Harvest failed and he was hungry, I could not feed him. When War came,” the god’s voice faltered. “When War came, I could not protect him. He came bleeding from the battle to die in my arms.” Sora looked down again at the bones.

“I think you are the god of something very useful,” she said.

“What?” the god asked.

Sora carefully lifted the skull onto the cloth. “You are the god of Arepo.”

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Generations passed. The village recovered from its tragedies—homes rebuilt, gardens re-planted, wounds healed. The old man who once lived on the hill and spoke to stone and rubble had long since been forgotten, but the temple stood in his name. Most believed it to empty, as the god who resided there long ago had fallen silent. Yet, any who passed the decaying shrine felt an ache in their hearts, as though mourning for a lost friend. The cold that seeped from the temple entrance laid their spirits low, and warded off any potential visitors, save for the rare and especially oblivious children who would leave tiny clusters of pink and white flowers that they picked from the surrounding meadow.

The god sat in his peaceful home, staring out at the distant road, to pedestrians, workhorses, and carriages, raining leaves that swirled around bustling feet. How long had it been? The world had progressed without him, for he knew there was no help to be given. The world must be a cruel place, that even the useful gods have abandoned, if farms can flood, harvests can run barren, and homes can burn, he thought.

He had come to understand that humans are senseless creatures, who would pray to a god that cannot grant wishes or bless upon them good fortune. Who would maintain a temple and bring offerings with nothing in return. Who would share their company and meditate with such a fruitless deity. Who would bury a stranger without the hope for profit. What bizarre, futile kindness they had wasted on him. What wonderful, foolish, virtuous, hopeless creatures, humans were.

So he painted the sunset with yellow leaves, enticed the worms to dance in their soil, flourished the boundary between forest and field with blossoms and berries, christened the air with a biting cold before winter came, ripened the apples with crisp, red freckles to break under sinking teeth, and a dozen other nothings, in memory of the man who once praised the god’s work on his dying breath.

“Hello, God of Every Humble Beauty in the World,” called a familiar voice.

The squinting corners of the god’s eyes wept down onto curled lips. “Arepo,” he whispered, for his voice was hoarse from its hundred-year mutism.

“I am the god of devotion, of small kindnesses, of unbreakable bonds. I am the god of selfless, unconditional love, of everlasting friendships, and trust,” Arepo avowed, soothing the other with every word.

“That’s wonderful, Arepo,” he responded between tears, “I’m so happy for you—such a powerful figure will certainly need a grand temple. Will you leave to the city to gather more worshippers? You’ll be adored by all.”

“No,” Arepo smiled.

“Farther than that, to the capitol, then? Thank you for visiting here before your departure.”

“No, I will not go there, either,” Arepo shook his head and chuckled.

“Farther still? What ambitious goals, you must have. There is no doubt in my mind that you will succeed, though,” the elder god continued.

“Actually,” interrupted Arepo, “I’d like to stay here, if you’ll have me.”

The other god was struck speechless. “…. Why would you want to live here?”

“I am the god of unbreakable bonds and everlasting friendships. And you are the god of Arepo.”

I reblogged this once with the first story. Now the story has grown and I’m crying. This is gorgeous, guys. This is what dreams are made of.

This is amazing!