Sometimes people hate you because youre hot and sweet amd genuine and funny and have big tits

Supreme

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

If I don't leave lipstick marks literally anywhere I touch my mouth my head would explode

women in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, eccentricism, mischief)

Hey bro this party is sick, you wanna go outside and smoke this j? We can talk about that sinking feeling… you know the one

Me flirting: You wanna watch lord of the rings:*seductive voice*extended edition

we didn't miss none and saved a penalty i used to pray for times like this

TROSSARDDDDDD

putting your girl’s necklace on for her is peak intimacy

i will be first in line for kdb’s retirement

i was thinking about why jude bellingham is so annoying to me until i remembered he’s just british!!! how am i supposed to like him??

the gifted student to internet slut pipeline

would you kiss me with blood all over my face

men don’t like football the way i do they just don’t get it

what do you MEAN a madrid and barca friendly ............. i've seen more clasicos in the past year than i've seen my own family