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welcome to the wine and magazine party.

@valentinemcgee

36. southern Illinois
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im on tumblr mobile. i scroll down the tumblr dash. i accidentally hit the create post button. i back out of the menu. im at the top of the dash again. i scroll past the posts ive seen and then hit new ones. i reblog one with a tag. im at the top of the dash again.

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my name is sisyphus and my boulder is this fucking shitass app

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"but gabe it's 4am arent you supposed to sleep now anyway" you spit on my grave and call it a courtesy.

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i take a screenshot of a funny ad. im at the top of the dash again. i turn my phone off. i set it down. i roll over. i close my eyes. i do not pass go. i do not collect $200. i fall asleep.

the boulder will be there tomorrow.

i havent laughed at a ‘web image’ in forty days and nights and ive never seen anything funnier than the top two panels of this