I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it
the hobbits don’t even give a shit about gandalf anymore because im down in the shire giving them iPads and shit. he’s got that lame-ass pipe but no one cares because i handed out vape rigs last week. his dragon illusion isn’t getting gasps and cheers of amazement anymore instead they all gather around to watch me astral project the barbie movie onto the sky
Playing Baldur's Gate 3, enjoying wandering through a dark wasteland as a pirate (Criminal) necromancer while drunk and blessed by gods, and also stealing an idol by sneaking up invisible and then dropping Darkness on it while running off under invisible potion.
"boy you eat pussy like you're on death row" t-thanks i love you too
Everyone please. Please look at this animal. It’s called a tenrec and they live in Madagascar and lOOK AT IT!!!!!!! He’s just a little guy! A creachure!!!!!
That's a guinea pig that got into the punk scene.
need people to understand like if youre my friend you should bother me anytime. call me randomly send me something you think is funny ask for help with an essay i literally do not care. i love you
like it's MY fault my love language is acts of service and all i know how to do is kill
At some point I went from "I don't really know if I feel like a woman" to "I'm a woman and if you say otherwise I will gut you" and I'm so here for it
Adding slowly to the weekly Scions, have head desk Alisaie for Wednesday!
Not a day goes by when I don't think about joe many liberals
looking for cute tall girl to cuddle and pamper me for a million years straight!!!!
t4t rules, i can be making out with a girl and tell her i wanna lay eggs in her and worst case scenario she just kinda brushes past it
Anonymous asked:
wait if ypure hot then why are you blogging??
unmedicated
