Hatesune Meanku

greek chorus

Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

This is how medicine worked until like 1500

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get fucked

was reading up on deleted Muppet scenes. this one's my favorite

Fuck it, animated remake.

Post cancelled it turns out Lower Decks is really good

in broad strokes in shares the similarity of being an irreverent high-concept sci-fi show featuring a main cast of unimportant delinquents who contrast with the high stakes going on around them, but replace the suffocating cynicism of rick and morty with honest to god passion for something and writers who are exactly as clever as they think they are (very) with no delusions of godhood. it’s the first star trek show that’s made by people who like and understand star trek since Voyager

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

I think it’s great that cats are arguably at their cutest when their eyes are all bigstyle. because that often coincides with crime and misbehavior. very cute

combine it with FLAT MODE for the ultimate cuteness before Crimes Committed

“We can’t make transit free because then people might use transit”

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

most badass video in the website past and future

Post: atheist youtubers are overdosing on deep rock galactic pussy me: not true Post: bunnies and cats are learning how to write in new language called US american cuneiform me: thats right

my face hurts from trying not to laugh at family dinner

the people have spoken

yaoi world, yuri world..

was looking up her other books that take place on gethen and

She.

Ursula K. Le Guine actually did write down "Love is Love" in her story, "Coming of Age in Karhide" from the 90s

What the hell man

What does hate fuck mean ?

when hate someone so much you fuck them

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

How Tumblr live should’ve been