CRAVINGS

For being a shadow and two dandelions, that is a surprisingly unnerving image.

10+ years on Tumblr and all it took was a frog in thigh-highs to get to 1k notes. Y’all never cease to bewilder me.

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

your deranged gf is out there you just gotta make enough awful posts on tumblr

via wehearit

me when i bite the hand that feeds: yum

Thanks dad

Thanks dad

i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala

um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises

cells are crying and whimpering every day

Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as fanfiction, thank you

At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

the real leftist agenda

Pacific Rim is great because of the absolutely fanfiction level of its plot points. Want to pilot the giant robot? You’re going to need to share your most painful memories. Who will you share them with? YOUR CRUSH

#theres only one robot

the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach

On the way to my essential job like...

The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Welcome, to Night Vale.

A frozen lighthouse on Lake Michigan