For being a shadow and two dandelions, that is a surprisingly unnerving image.
looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
your deranged gf is out there you just gotta make enough awful posts on tumblr
i wish we were all little cells making cell noises like lalalalaalaalee lala
um I'm pretty sure cells don't make sounds or noises
cells are crying and whimpering every day
Shout out to fanfic writers who write their favourite characters into incredibly specific niches like complex academic studies or horse taming or the intricacies of the fashion industry or historical politics just because they love it. I do in fact want to learn about your niche interests disguised as fanfiction, thank you
At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this
Pacific Rim is great because of the absolutely fanfiction level of its plot points. Want to pilot the giant robot? You’re going to need to share your most painful memories. Who will you share them with? YOUR CRUSH
the CDC recommends that you return to work even if you're showing symptoms of being a giant cockroach
On the way to my essential job like...
The future is bulletproof. The aftermath is secondary. It's time to do it now and do it loud. Welcome, to Night Vale.





