Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.
"The entire bar is empty!" Because they were closing. And you came in late.

Obsessed with this girl. Queen shit.
"The entire bar is empty!" Because they were closing. And you came in late.
A quick sketch for the first day for Dannymay (Fantasy AU)
Just my boi with some wings.
this is the biggest plot twist of our generation
I thought there was no way he could come out of that looking like a winner and he proved me wrong so hard
DannyMay day 15 is Full Hazmat AU!
He’s a magical warrior of justice! (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
DC would be so iconic if they had Bruce defend Red Hood post Jason rival. Jim trusts him, but not his son. Who's trying to protect and defend. He's violent, he says. Brutal.
"So am I."
"He's too angry,"
"He's hurt,"
" He hates you,"
"I don't care, " Bruce snarls, like a beast skinned alive, bled dry of fight, " He's a good boy. Let him kill me, I'll hand him the gun. Let him hate me forever. You'll never make me regret him. Jason gives me magic."
And Jason, hidden behind his favorite Gargoyle, can only listen, and pretend there's no tears under his helmet.
The justice league thinks manbat is Batman in his true form and will ask him to transform if a fight is too hard and Batman would be like:🤨???
Here's the thing; Every Justice League member aside from Clark and Oliver is convinced Bruce has a superpower. They just have different theories on what said superpower Is.
Diana: Shadow manipulation
J'onn: Has a plan for everything and a PowerPoint presentation for any subject. Any. Subject.
Barry: Bottomless cape
Victor: Endless utility belt
Arthur: Indestructibility/abnormal pain tolerance like what the fuck
Billy: Scaring the fuck out of people with a look alone
Hal: Telepathy but with kids only
But. But what if he just accidentally got like. Magic items. What if his cloak is like. Something he found during his Travels that Chose Him, and it can change form
He learned not to question it
At least he can fit all his kids under there. As the Chosen One though, he can't look inside, just put stuff in and somehow...just pull it out if he needs it. His kids refuse to tell him what it looks like on the inside just to fuck with him
Nah I don't think that's for me!! I love Bruce with no superpowers. Still, the idea's super cute!!
i love clingy jason but I'm also obsessed with damian acting like a kid his age and bonding with pathetic sap bruce
Damian: Father, did you know that [obsucure and fucked up animal fact that I'm too tired to think of].
Bruce: Oh wow that's very interesting Damian! [internally; im so glad he's finally expressing himself like a normal child his age 🥰 why the fuck does he know that]
Just damian doing normal kids shit like collecting bugs in the garden and bruce watching from afar so happy to see damian living a (relatively) normal childhood despite how he was raised
He'd have so much action figures too and they would be Barbie's army. His favourite Grey Ghost action figure would be the general in charge of the army and would do anything to protect Barbie so that she could make the world a better place. The Ken dolls would be Barbie's boytoy(a word he learnt from his father, something Martha finds funny and Alfred hates).
I feel like the enemy would be monster high dolls or Bratz dolls but eventually they'd come together and make peace(the peace would obviously be them forming an alliance and ruling the world together).
Bruce could've been one hell of a villain. He'd take over quickly before anyone notices. He's had these plans since he was 5. But his good heart and morals stopped him so now he's the hero of the story.
I had another shower thought but this time superbat related
superbat au where clark and battinson raise jon as a baby
and one day when jon is just crying his lil heart out and clark and bruce just had no idea what to do, bruce just holds him and sings
specifically, he sings songs from nirvana. and it works like a charm
so nirvana becomes bruce's go to lullabies. and then jon grows up having a similar music taste to bruce.
and yes this idea did come after I screamed the lyrics to "the man who sold the world" in the shower lmao
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
Bold of you to assume I ever had a personality to begin with
* frantically stuffs all my different personalities I created specifically for different people and runs away *
@little-pondhead @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim take this quiz I’m holding you at gunpoint
The big discourse on twitter right now is that writers going on strike or cancelling their own series are breaking an invisible “contract” they made with their fans and all creators owe their fans a satisfying conclusion to their stories. Actually all fans owe all creators for entertaining them and if a creator says “I don’t want to perform this labor anymore,” then regardless of the cliffhanger that leaves you with, your only response should be “take care! Thank you for all your hard work!!!” :)
Like it or not… this.
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
Bold of you to assume I ever had a personality to begin with
* frantically stuffs all my different personalities I created specifically for different people and runs away *
@little-pondhead @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim take this quiz I'm holding you at gunpoint
Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)
reblog with your results
One time I pissed on a bear at a zoo (I was a child)
Student elections are going on at school. I want to vote.
I’d like to vote for him… for my boyfriend
I’d so vote for this flawless individual.
justin hughes for united states president
Now that is how you win a campaign, or at least make it fun enough to be worthwhile running.
Justin, I want you to be my boyfriend.
I mean, great sense of humor, cute, red head, nerdy, has a really nice body, fashionable, but I don’t know his personality, though still, adorable as fuck.
Callback to when Family (Sister’s) Friend Justin ran for the coveted figurehead position of Senior Class Vice President and won in an absolute landslide. He then proceeded to keep his promise of being the best damn figurehead we’d ever had by heroically doing Absolutely Nothing and graduating as an absolute icon.
Never forget.
waldemar kazak
bitch ex wife. cant believe she took my orb
Omg that’s neat they made her knee… Wait a second… Both of her feet… Oh well um, in that case, Sweet cock. 😳👉👈
Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.
This is going to change the game