of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns
easy website
^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”
weird horse
"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!
train wreck of a post. hit reblog
Bioluminescence Defense
personsonable
fuckin fish has a goddamn anime attack
uryyybel
At what level did this fish learn ice beam?
Six of Crows as Texts Part 1:
Inej, Kaz
Nina, Jesper
Inej, Nina
Kaz
Wylan, Jesper
Matthias, Jesper
Jesper, Kaz
Wylan
Kaz, Jesper
Matthias, Nina
By 2030, 90% of "funny boys who are good at posting" will have transitioned into women
This has basically already happened on Tumblr I mean what was the last time you saw a 2010s "funnyman". They've all left the site or transitioned
Don't worry Ryan I said you have to be good at posting
i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not
