tried cartoony style yippe
gruesomegf
there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person
i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now
Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”
you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do
babe are you okay? you reblogged I’m Gonna Kiss You Stupid again
LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS
i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off
“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.
homeworkforpigeons
Gay as fuck to call yourself Martian Manhunter, what are you hunting men for? To kiss?
so when people say they're going hunting and then proceed to walk into the woods...
what the fuck do you think they're doing...
Buddy you can just leave if you're not having fun
yk what i hate though. is when i find a meme and im like THIS IS SO [cool intimidating mutual i never talk to] I SHOULD SEND IT TO THEM but then i remember ive never talked to them ever and so i cant just like give them a meme out of the blue and so the meme just withers and rots in my camera roll 😔
Reblog if a mutual who's never spoken to you can randomly send you memes that made them think of you.
do u guys know about butch lesbians. incredible stuff going on there
If I send you a ^_^ it's because I implicitly trust and feel safe around you it's like when a cat slow blinks
im having a moment