till the bastards take me away

ONE THIRD RITONAVIR TWO THIRDS NIRMATRELVIR

FROM A PHARMACIST OR WHATEVER

MOUTH TASTES BAD, MAKES YOU POOP

LUNGS EXPEL ALL THEIR GOOP

PAXLOVID FOR WHEN YOU'RE SICK

ANTIVIRALS DO THE TRICK

BURMA SHAVE

Y’all… what do you guys do for a living… but describe it in the worst way possible.

gohan is the funniest ever version of a burnt out gifted kid because the thing he’s burnt out on is having superpowered martial arts abilities. by every other metric he’s a very stable and successful adult man but nobody in his life except his wife and mother care about that shit, and they all call him a washed up loser because he doesn’t want to shoot energy beams at aliens anymore.

You’ve heard of hopeless romantic? I’m a hopeless platonic

For anyone wondering, this was the exact feeling behind this post

[ID: A series of tags that read as follows: #fellas you ever feel such deep and abiding affection and love for your friends #you may as well be a teenager with a hopeless crush #bc that's me all the time #<- fucking this." End ID.]

i love you USPS I love you NASA i love you taxpayer funded services that actually contribute positively to society i love you libraries i love you public transport

everyone says 'prioritize your health' 'look after yourself' until they realize that making your wellbeing your first priority means making everything else a lower priority. and yeah, that's sometimes ok if it's temporary, but if those health issues are chronic? oh boy do they not like it when you actually take their advice. sometimes prioritizing your health means neglecting your work, your household chores, your social life. 'looking after yourself' means not putting your energy into looking after everyone else first. and the same people who tell you to prioritize your health will get upset with you when they realize it means you're no longer priorizing them.

if you have disabled or chronically ill people in your life and you extend them sympathy and tell them to look after themselves when they're feeling sick, but then you get upset at then because they keep canceling plans. please. reevaluate.

listen. aging into your thirties rocks. yes your joints get a little creaky. yes you can’t sleep in a pretzel on the floor anymore after a concert or a convention. and you lose some friends. but the thing is that you sort out who your real friends are and you sort out who you really are. and you get to see your friends settling into careers they like, and adopt new dogs and cats, and you find a job you can stand, and get really good at arts and crafts, and maybe that book you loved as a kid gets a movie deal and it doesn’t suck, and you learn to like new food and bake your own bread, and you realize that the great portfolio of self harm scars you all used to curate are going white with age and not updated, and half your friends are a different gender now and so much happier and maybe you are too, and you know who you are, and that it’s a journey and not a revelation. it’s a direction you’re headed, and you’re enjoying the trip.

reaching your 30′s rocks. and i’m hearing good things about what comes next, too.

i am looking into your eyes, i am holding your hand. i absolutely promise.

if you can just live long enough, your soul will build your body into a home. you will live there and you will find a way to be at peace. it’s worth the time and it’s worth the work. i promise.

Your soul will build your body into a home.

is google insane or did it forget about the legal right to ablocking lol. are they trying to challenge the EU? bc they're not going to win that one. europe doesnt think this shit is cute

ive been flicking settings and programs on and off and updating drivers and shit trying to get youtube to load faster but it's being artificially throttled by google bc im using firefox

like. did they forget what antitrust suits are

add this to your ublock filters to bypass it btw

www.youtube.com##+js(nano-stb, resolve(1), 5000, 0.001)

they are never going to win this war lol

this + also if you've started to get the '3 videos left before we block ur account!' pop up (i got it even with ublock installed and purged) then insert this snippet as well:

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

don't forget to click apply changes, as well as go to filter lists -> hit purge all caches & update.

there might also be conflicts w ublock & other adblockers so make sure you only have ublock

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I did an illustration for Trans Day of Remembrance today at work.

Our little community contains so much anger and grief, but it's because we love each other so fiercely. We remember our dead because their memory keeps us stubborn.

I love all of us today, and I hope you do too.

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

call that a freshlight

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

"ne'er-do-well" is such a harsh criticism like bro ne'er? e'er? like youd think at least some'imes id do well but nope. ne'er

people will try to make you forget that youre made of meat. do not EVER forget that youre made of meat.

hi! i have no memory of posting this

The meat forgets but the internet remembers

hi! that is terrifying