Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando
You see I read the text but apparently didn't fully grasp what I was in for. I fukin screamed too
mamacastiel
why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain
no one tell him
greeedybastard
Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.
March 15 again and here we go…
The classic
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his
It's 2020, can we admit that Friends was kinda trash and remake it with Monica and Rachel being high school sweethearts who fall in love again after college, Chandler and Joey doing the "oh shit I'm in love with my roommate" trope, Phoebe being her excellent pansexual self and Ross fucking dying alone bc he's trash
I know I’m somewhat of 25 years late but the queer (sub)text of Joey and Chandler’s relationship is killing me and I’m just on season 2
slugz91-deactivated20210310
no one:
me: you know if friends was made today joey and chandler would have been endgame
We should stop having the Oscars for a couple years, just to see what kinda movies get made when everyone isn't trying to get a group of old out of touch white dudes to give them an award
methinks….people underestimate how makeup is an actual real psychological trauma and im not being hyperbolic. being incapable of seeing your bare face in the mirror w/o being shook to your core and spiralling into a chain of negative emotions that ruins the rest of ur day? viscerally fearing being observed w/o makeup so much it informs how and when and IF you dare to move in public spaces? how many women fear intimate relationships bc they cant stomach the thought of someone seeing them w/o makeup? being so alienated from your own body that either exposing it or being exposed to it renders u depressed disturbed and disgusted sounds like textbook trauma responses to me
this post shot me in the stomach with a sawed off shotgun.
i think everyone should stop consuming media until they promise to be normal about it
the only media we are allowed to consume in 2020 are episodes of “how it’s made”
hey op what the fuck is this supposed to mean because it sounds like some ableist bullshit about people being ~overinvested~ in stuff, which, if so, fuck you, you can take your judgement of hyperfixations and special interests and shove it up your ass i don't fucking trust anyone that treats "normal" as ideal
i can’t believe this website is free
Y’all: why is nobody talking about this performance??? the raw emotion acted into this 😭😭😭
the performance:
lesbwian
This is literally marvel cinematic universe in a nutshell like marvel has boosted the career of so many talentless white people like they did that
idk if tumblr is ready for this conversation but uh 😳 gay relationships don't have to have Any white twinks in them.
Tiktok could also use this knowledge, and Twitter, and YouTube, and Hollywood. Actually someone just let white twinks in general know they overrated.