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Got stars in my eyes

@v0idr0t

Hi there, my name is Bambi! I used to be Slaandere. 28/ Tabletop nerd/ genderless blob i don't know shit my guy sometimes i draw a thing and make bad jokes if there's anything you'd like to know feel free to message me! not responsible for any injuries while viewing my blog

I think one of the most profound forms of love is "I'll try that, for you. I may not like it, but I'll try it."

It's a confused middle-aged man in a pottery class, whose daughter is helping him with his clay's plasticity. It's a kid scrunching up their brow while listening to their mom's favorite music, trying to figure out why she likes it. It's a girlfriend who says "Yes, I'll go with you" and her girlfriend cheering and buying a second ticket for a con. It's a friend half dragging another friend through an aquarium, the one being dragged laughing and calling out "Wait, wait, I know we're here for the exhibit, but I haven't been here! Slow down!"

It's being willing to spend some of your time trying something new because it makes someone you love happy.

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Sharecropping.

FYI if your employer does this, if they have done it for a long time especially, you and your coworkers could be owed huge amounts of unpaid wages and it would be an easy suit if there is a paper trail like this and your employer is placing strict requirements on your behavior while not at work. Employment lawyers generally work on contingency. Just food for thought.

so ya boi has been super depressed, like clinically, for way longer than usual and it led to me heading down to the local psych urgent care for an evaluation today

During the eval, which was over zoom, the person assessing me asked me if I keep any "gods or ancestral gods" in the house.

I'm thinking "weird question for a psych eval, but okay sure", and I get about two sentences into describing my weird pagan ways before she leans into her screen and says "GUNS. Do you keep any G U N S in the house."

so that's probably the funniest thing that's happened to me recently

Ohhhhh I think you're right!

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The Ancient Beings In My House Be Making Me Unwell

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Everyone else entering the DbD Cosmetic contest:

Really cool unique designs, beautiful art, just amazing ideas.

Meanwhile, an actual thing I made some poor BHVR employee look at:

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Who found this

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is that a cd in your pocket or is your penis just hard and circle. with hole

I love you novelty. I love you kitsch. I love you obsolescence. I love you things people thought were going to become ubiquitous that instead ended up forgotten. I love you retrofuturism. I love you gimmicks. I love you things that were obviously a bad idea at the time but they still got made and still failed.

Do u actually miss them or do you miss the idealized version of them in your head that's actually nice to you and cares about you?

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool