I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

This is a man who knows what he’s about.

No.1 on the list of dogs that are so vacant the only explanation is that they were once beings of limitless knowledge who willingly sacrificed all of their intelligence for blissful ignorance:

Kermit

adult toy store employees when they go around to make sure all the products work: vibe check

the beach boys were right. it would be nice

I promise I’m a lot nicer than my ‘walking to class’ face would lead you to believe.

@classicdadmoves

where’d they get all those dads

Dadmart

this scene alone should be enough for queer eye to win another emmy

You know?

The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715

wholesome

You lucky boi

This is why geese are so arrogant

fishing is dope you just lie to animals

damn im hungry time to go emotionally manipulate some fish

I think this crab is threatening me

A chasmfiend on the shattered plains