cornjay jaquah

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

Riverdale is *not* a teen drama it’s actually one of the epics like the Iliad and the Odyssey

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

collecting these types of images like pokemon cards

collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

this is what the barbie movie is about btw

bro not the quencies (way of saying consequences if theres something deeply wrong with you)

one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake

i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw

I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are

loved the 1990s european dance music segment in good omens x

ryan gosling this. ryan gosling that. margot robbie made barbie what it is. she OWNED it. put respect on her name

"women are my favorite guy" is the phrase of the summer imo

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling "is it normal to get a haircut" "am i allowed to get a haircut" "is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there"

sorry ur boyfriend got brainwashed by the patriarchy. yeah he thought that it meant horses run everything. sorry.